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My neighbour's kid came running to me asking, Uncle, what is that thing you call when two people sleep in the bedroom and one is on top of the other ? "
Initially, I was shocked, then quickly recovered and thought.. that it would be good to be honest. I then described everything about marriage and sex.
Kid said okay and ran back to his house. A short while later, he returned, "Uncle that's called a Bunk-bed. And my parents want to talk to you now !!