Showing posts with label whatsapp jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whatsapp jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, 17 June 2017

Funny Love Shayri ( Bahaaro Phool Barsao ) Jokes

Funny Love Shayri ( Bahaaro Phool Barsao ) Jokes


Hello friends, are you looking for bahaaro phool barsao jokes, funny jokes, love jokes, short jokes, pyar ka anjaam paya hai jokes, pyar me kya mila jokes, do kanjus in love jokes, proposal jokes, shayri jokes, two liner jokes, whatsapp jokes, emotional atyachar jokes, jokes2017, jokes, then you are in right place, enjoy below given jokes and share with your friends !! 

Funny Ishq ka Anjaam Shayri Jokes

Ishq me yeh anjam paya hai, Haath pair toote muh se khoon aaya hai, Hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya "BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO KISIKA MEHBOOB AAYA HAI".

Funny Kanjusi Shayari Jokes

Arz Kiya Hai, Udhar Aap Majabur Baithe Hain, Idhar Hum Khamosh Baithe Hain, Baat Ho To Kaise Ho, Jab Dono Taraf Do Kanjus Baithe Hain.

Funny two liner Proposal Jokes

Zindagi Me Kabhi Tension Mat Lena, Bindass HoKe I Love U Kehna, Agar Gulab Ke Badle Sandal Mile To Kehna Pyari Behana Sada Khush Rhana.


Funny Emotional Atyachar Shayri Jokes

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.

Tuesday, 13 June 2017

Funny Beta (Super Mario Khel) Jokes

Funny Beta (Super Mario Khel) Jokes


Hey friends are you searching for funny jokes, baap beta jokes, funny ye jawaani hai deewani jokes, english jokes, funny hindi jokes, short jokes, whatsapp jokes, funny jokes for friends, super mario jokes for friends, best jokes 2017 then you are in right place. Here are some very funny jokes for you all. Enjoy them friends and dont forget to share with your friends!!

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Funny Father Son Jokes in English

Father to son: 
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush

Funny Baap Beta Jokes in Hindi Font 

Baap bete se-
jab v mai tumhe maarta hu,
tum gussa nhi hote?
tum apna gussa kese kum krte ho?
Son-Mai toilet seat ki safai karne lg jata hu apki toothbrush se.

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Funny Father Son jokes in English

"After Watching Yeh Jawani Hai Dewani..
A Son To His Dad..
Son- Papa Main Udna Chahata Hu.
Dourna Chahata Hu.
Girna Bhi Chahata Hu.
Bass Rukna Nahi Chahata..
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.
Dad- Bheja Mat Kha.
Super Mario Khel.. "

Funny baap beta jokes in hindi font

Yeh Jawani Hai Dewani dekhne ke baad
Beta apne Papa se bola

Beta- Papa Main Udna Chahata Hu.
Dourna Chahata Hu.
Girna Bhi Chahata Hu.
Bass Rukna Nahi Chahata..
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Papa- Bheja Mat Kha.
Super Mario Khel.. "


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Monday, 12 June 2017

Funny Halkat (Ae Kya bolti Tu) Jokes

Funny Halkat (Ae Kya bolti Tu) Jokes


Hello Friends, are you searching for some halkat jokes, kya bolti tu jokes, funny jokes, short jokes, whatsapp jokes, difference between wife and mortein jokes, desi gf and bf jokes, excuse me jokes, mai pehle se shadi shuda image, funny jokes to share with your friends and roll on the floor laughing, then you are in right place. Enjoy below given jokes and spread a smile by sharing your favourites!!!


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Funny Positive attitude jokes in English

Height of positive attitude
Ladka-I love you..
Ladki-ha ha ha ha
Ladka(apne dost se)-Bhai 4 bar 'Ha' boli..!!


Funny Positive attitude jokes in hindi

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?????- ?? ?? ??...
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????? (???? ????? ??)- ??? 4 ??? '???' ????...! 

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Ek aadmi (dusre se) - Dost 'asian paint' hote hai, jo duniya badal de..

Girlfriend 'everest masala' ki tarah taste me best hoti hai..
pehle kuch or bol pata, usse pehle hi..

Dusre ne kaha - Or patni 'macchar ki coil' ki tarah hoti hai, jo kone-kone se dhund-dhund ke maarti hai

Funny Wife and Mortein Jokes in hindi

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?????????? '??????? ?????' ?? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ??...

???? ??? ?? ??? ????, ???? ???? ??...

????? ?? ??? - ...?? ????? '????? ?? ??????' ?? ??? ???? ??, ?? ????-???? ?? ????-???? ?? ????? ???

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Saturday, 10 June 2017

Funny Ganja Aadmi at Barber Shop Jokes

Funny Ganja Aadmi at Barber Shop Jokes


Hey friends, looking for funny jokes, barber jokes, barber ke sath ganja jokes, short sms jokes, whatsapp jokes, railway jokes, railway humari property jokes, short funny jokes, chor jokes, chor in train jokes, ganja aadmi jokes, english jokes, hindi jokes, jokes 2017, then you are in right place, you can get all the latest jokes here. So enjoy friends and share the jokes with your friends as well!!

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Funny Barber ke sath Ganja Jokes in English 

Ganja aadmi (naai se bola)(barber)- Mere sir me to baal boht hi kum hai. Mujhse to tumhe kum paise lene chahiye.
Naai (barber) bola- Dear sir, mai aapse paise baal kaatne ke nhi leta hu. Baal dhundne ke leta hu  

Funny Barber ke sath Ganja Jokes in Hindi

???? ??????? (??? ?? ????)- ???? ??? ??? ?? ??? ???? ?? ???? ????? ?? ??????? ?? ???? ???? ??????
??? ????- ?????, ??? ???? ??? ????? ?? ???? ???? ???? ???, ??? ?????? ?? ???? ???? ???? 

Funny Railway Humari Property Jokes In English  

Ek baar ek railgaadi me likha tha- railway aapki apni sampatti hai.
Ek Chor ne ye padha, to pankha utara or likh diya- Mai is sampatti me se apna hissa le ja rha hu.

Funny Railway Humari Property Jokes In Hindi

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?? ??? ?? ?? ????, ?? ???? ????? ?? ??? ????- ??? ?? ???????? ??? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ?? ??? ????

Friday, 9 June 2017

Funny Chintu (Tu Kheech Meri Photo) Jokes

Funny Chintu (Tu Kheech Meri Photo) Jokes 


Hello friends are you looking for funny jokes, chintu jokes, champu jokes, english jokes, funny hindi jokes, short sms jokes, whatsapp jokes, langar jokes, height of insult jokes, chintu or photographer jokes, naughty kids jokes, aajkal ke bacche jokes, height of advancement jokes for friends, then you are in right place friends!! Today's generation is very advanced,i.e more than what we think, therefore, here are some funny jokes which will  make you roll on the floor laughing, so friends enjoy and share them with your friends as well.

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Funny Champu Jokes in English Font

Champu (auto driver se)- Gurudware jaoge?
Driver- Ha bilkul jaunga
Champu ne jeb se plastic nikali or bola- Jab wapas aaye to mere liye Langar le aana!!

Funny Champu Jokes in Hindi Font

????? (??? ??????? ??)- ?????????? ??????
???????- ??? ?????? ??????
????? ?? ??? ?? ??????? ?????? ?? ????- ?? ???? ?? ?? ???? ??? ???? ?? ???!

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Funny Chintu  (tu kheech meri photo)  Jokes In English Font

6 Saal ka Chintu apni mummy ke sath ki photo khichwane ke liye photo studio gaya.

Photographer bachhe ko puchkarte huye bola- Beta, meri taraf dekho, is camere se abhi kabutar niklega.

Chintu- Bewakufo jesi baate mat kar, focus adjust kar, potrait mode use karna, macro ke sath, ISO 200 ke andar rakhna, high resolution me photo aani chahiye. Warna paise nhi milenge, kaam par dhyan de. Bolta hai kabutar niklega, tere tau ne kabutar dala tha camere me.

Funny Chintu  (tu kheech meri photo)  Jokes In Hindi Font

6 ??? ?? ????? ???? ????? ?? ??? ?? ???? ???????? ?? ??? ???? ???????? ????
?????????? ????? ?? ???????? ??? ???? - ????, ???? ??? ????, ?? ????? ?? ??? ????? ????????
????? - ???????? ???? ????? ?? ??, ???? ?????? ??, ????????? ??? ??? ????, ?????? ?? ???, ISO 200 ?? ???? ????, ??? ??????????? ??? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ???? ???? ???????? ??? ?? ????? ??? ????? ?? ????? ???????? ???? ??? ?? ????? ???? ?? ????? ????

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Thursday, 8 June 2017

Funny Ghochu Ko Padosi Ki Beti se Pyar Jokes

Funny Ghochu Ko Padosi Ki Beti se Pyar Jokes


Here are some funny, hilarious jokes, ghochu in love jokes, pasosi ki beti se pyar jokes, english jokes, hindi jokes, patni or media me samanta jokes, ghochu pochu jokes, champu jokes, teacher and champu jokes,  short jokes, funny jokes, whatsapp jokes, jokes2017 for you all. Enjoy friends!!

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Funny Ghochu In Love Jokes in English Font 

Ghochu (padosi se) -Uncle, mai ek ladki se pyar karta hu, kuch samj nhi aa rha mai kya karu..
Uncle-To uske baap ko coffee pilane le ja or shadi ki baat kar..
Ghochu- Uncle chaliye ..coffee pite h...

Funny Ghochu In Love Jokes in Hindi Font 

????? (?????? ??) : ????, ??? ?? ????? ?? ????? ???? ???... ??? ??? ???? ? ??? ???? ????...
???? : ?? ???? ??? ?? ???? ?????? ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? ??? ??...
????? : ???? ????... ???? ???? ???.... 

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Funny Ghochu And Pochu Jokes In English Font

Ghochu ne Pochu kaha- Naye saal me mai tumse ek sawaal puchta  hu, uska jawab do.Patni or Media me kya samaanta (similarity) hai?
Pochu- Dono ko ek baat ko jab tak hazaar baar na bata de, unhe chain nhi ,milta.

Funny Ghochu And Pochu Jokes In Hindi Font

????? ?? ????? ?? ???? ????- ?? ??? ??? ??? ????? ?? ???? ????? ???, ???? ???? ??? ????? ?? ?????? ??? ???? ?????? ???
?????- ????? ?? ?? ??? ?? ?? ?? ???? ??? ? ??? ???, ?????? ??? ???? ??????

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Funny Teacher And Champu Jokes in English Font

Teacher (champu se)- Ye batao ki dunia me kitne desh hai??
Champu - Kar di na paglo wali baat!
Duniya me ek hi desh hai India, baki sab to Videsh hai!!


Funny Teacher And Champu Jokes in Hindi Font

???? (????? ??) - ?? ???? ?? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ?????

????? - ?? ?? ?? ?????? ???? ???!

?????? ??? ?? ?? ??? ?? ????, ???? ?? ?? ????? ??...?

Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Funny Sath Nibhana Saathiya (Pati Patni) Jokes

Funny Sath Nibhana Saathiya (Pati Patni) Jokes


Hello friends, are you searching for funny jokes, sath nibhana saathiya jokes, mast mast pati patni jokes, janam janam ke pati patni jokes, pati patni in mast mood jokes, pati patni or newspaper jokes, jokes2017, whatsapp jokes, short jokes for friends, then you are in right place, enjoy below given jokes and share your favorites with your friends and spread happiness!!

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Funny Janam Janam ke Pati Patni Jokes in English Font 

Pati newspaper padh rha tha.Patni ne bade pyar se pati ke sir par hath ferte huye kaha-Agar aap mujhe ek sone ka haar dilwa denge to mai mannat mangungi ki agle sath janmo tak mere pati aap hi ho.
Pati-Mai tumhe haar ke sath jhumke or kangan v dilwa dunga, lekin aisi koi mannat na mango.Baat sirf isi janm tak simit rakho.

Funny Janam Janam ke Pati Patni Jokes in Hindi Font 

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???- ??? ??????? ??? ?? ??? ????? ?? ???? ?? ?????? ?????, ????? ??? ??? ????? ? ??????? ??? ????? ??? ???? ?? ????? ????

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Funny Pati Patni in Mast Mood Jokes in English Font

Patni masti ke mood me (pati se) boli-Maine suna hai ki swarg me pati patni  ko sath me rehne nhi dete
Pati-Aree pagli, tabhi to usko swarg kehte hai.


Funny Pati Patni in Mast Mood Jokes in Hindi Font


????? ????? ?? ??? ??? (??? ??) ???? - ????? ???? ?? ?? ?????? ??? ???-????? ?? ??? ??? ???? ???? ????...?
??? : ??? ????, ??? ?? ??? ?????? ???? ??...?

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Tuesday, 6 June 2017

Latest Funny Mai Tera Boyfriend Tu Meri Girlfriend Jokes

Latest Funny Mai Tera Boyfriend Tu Meri Girlfriend Jokes 


Hello friends, are you looking for best girlfriend boyfriend jokes, killer gf bf jokes, funny shadi shuda boyfriend jokes, short jokes on bf gf, ,whatsapp jokes, killer jokes for friends, gf bf conversation jokes, best jokes, jokes2017 then you are in right place,we have agreat collection of faadu girlfriend boyfriend jokes. So Enjoy the jokes friends and share with your friends as well!!

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Killer Gf Bf jokes in English Font

Girlfriend-Jaanu ab raat ko phone karna
Boyfriend-Nahi raat ko baat nhi krenge,nhi to tu marr jayegi
Girlfriend-kese?
Boyfriend-Aaj mummy bol rhi thi,raat ko tu jis chudail se baat karta hai, wo mere haat se marr jayegi.

Killer Gf Bf jokes in Hindi Font

?????????? � ???? ?? ??? ?? ??? ????
????????? � ???? ??? ?? ??? ???? ??????
???? ?? ?? ?? ?????
?????????? � ?????
????????? � ?? ????? ??? ??? ??,
??? ?? ?? ??? ????? ?? ??? ???? ??
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Funny Shadishuda Boyfriend Jokes In English Font

Ladki Ne apne boyfriend se darte huye kaha-Jaanu, maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. Pichle mahine meri sagaai ho gayi. Mujhe maaf karna.
Ladka-Are pagli itni si baat.Aaj mere ghar chalo,mai tumhe apne bachho or unki maa se milwata hu.



Funny Shadishuda Boyfriend Jokes In Hindi Font

????? ?? ???? ??????????? ?? ???? ??? ???- ????, ????? ????? ?? ??? ????? ??? ????? ????? ???? ???? ?? ??? ???? ??? ?????
?????- ??? ???? ????-?? ???? ?? ???? ?? ???? ??? ??????? ???? ?????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ??????? ????

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Monday, 5 June 2017

Funny Kya Aap Single Hai Jokes In English

Funny Kya Aap Single Hai Jokes In English



Looking for online wala pyar jokes, love jokes, husband wife jokes, phone call jokes, whatsapp jokes, funny jokes, latest new jokes on wife, jokes 2017, pati patni jokes, funny wife jokes, short jokes to share with your friends and laugh a loud then you are in right place read below given jokes and freshen up your mood. Enjoy friends!!

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Funny Phone call With Wife Jokes

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

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Funny Husband Wife Jokes In English

Husband: You know,
our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did ,

I still got mine with me!

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Funny Online(social networking) Love Jokes

Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got
She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me
I m in india and he lives in uk
We met on marriage website
Became friends on fb
Had long chats on whatsapp
Proposed each other on skype
N now 2 months of relationship through viber
I need ur blessings and good wish oh god
Guy besides her said: now get married on twitter
Have fun on tango
Buy your kids from ebay
Send them through gmail
And if u r fed up with ur husband or kids toh unko OLX pe bech de

Thursday, 1 June 2017

Funny Shadi Se Pareshan Pati Jokes in English

Funny Shadi Se Pareshan Pati Jokes in English



Looking for funny jokes, short husband wife, whatsapp jokes, jhoot pakadne wali wife, successful marriage, shadi se pareshan jokes, funny stages of marriage, funny song for wife, husband wife jokes, shadi jokes, shadi ke baad jokes, sms jokes  for friends and family, then you are in right place friends husband wife relationship is a typical one, including all joys, sorrows, hardship and success, with loads of laughter so friends enjoy below given jokes and share with your friends too!!

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Funny Jhoot Pakadne Wali Wife Jokes

Ek dost dusre dost se: Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.

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Funny Successful Marriage Jokes

 A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
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Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

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Funny Stages Of Marriage

 4 Stages of marriage:
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Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.

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Funny Song for Wife By Husband


There's d Winning Rhyme for wife
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My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life
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I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming
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Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
This Describes Everything You r Not
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I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies.

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Wednesday, 31 May 2017

Funny Exam Results(Total kitne Aaye) Jokes

Funny Exam Results(Total kitne Aaye) Jokes


Are you looking for funny exam results jokes, marksheet jokes, total kitne aaye jokes, santa jokes, exams jokes, teachers jokes, santa and teacher jokes, jokes, jokes2017, santa ka IQ jokes, whatsapp jokes, jokes for friends for sharing and spreading laughter then you are in right place. Enjoy friends!!


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Funny Santa Total kitne Aaye Jokes in English Font

Teacher to Santa-Apka beta fail ho gaya hai, dekho uska Report card
English � 14
Math � 17
Physics � 13
Chemistry � 19
Hindi � 15
Soc. Sc. � 16
Total � 94
Santa- Total me to kamaal hi kar diya...is Subject ki teacher kon h?


Funny Santa Total kitne Aaye Jokes in Hindi Font

???? (???? ??) � �???? ???? ??? ?? ??? ?? � ???? ???? ??????? ????? ..�
English � 14
Math � 17
Physics � 13
Chemistry � 19
Hindi � 15
Soc. Sc. � 16
Total � 94
???? � �Total ??? ?? ???? ?? ?? ???? � ?? ???????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ?

Saturday, 27 May 2017

Funny Looteri Girlfriend Jokes


Funny Looteri Girlfriend Jokes


Hey friends looking for funny jokes, looteri girlfriend jokes, half girlfriend, half balance friend jokes, sir dard or girlfriend jokes, kya khub lagti ho jokes, beatutiful girlfriend jokes, whatsapp jokes, jokes2017, funny girlfriend jokes for friends, short funny jokes then you are i n right place friends.Enjoy cool funny gf jokes and share with your friends.

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Funny Half Girlfriend Half Balance friend jokes in English Font

Ladki ka balance khatam ho jata hai,, wo customer care me phone karti h or puchti hai 1 msg 10 logo kok ek sath bhejna h to kese bheju?
Customer care-kya msg hai?
ladki-Jaanu, mera balance khatam ho gya hai jaldi se 100 ka recharge karwa do..

Funny Half Girlfriend Half Balance friend jokes in English Font

???? ?? ?????? ?????? ???? ?? ???? ??� ?? customer care ??? ???? ?? ?? ????? ?? 1 msg 10 ????? ?? ?? ??? ????? ?? ???? ???? ?
customer care: ???? msg ???
???? : ???? , ???? ?????? ???? ?? ??? ?? ????? ?? 100 ?? recharge ???? ??�

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Funny Sir Dard jokes in English Font

Sir dard honepar kuch der girlfriend se jarur baat kare,
kyuki zeher hi zeher kok maarta h

Funny Sir Dard jokes in Hindi Font

??? ???? ???? ?? ??? ??? ?????????? ?? ???? ??? ????,
??????? ??? ?? ??? ?? ????? ???


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Funny kya khub lagti ho jokes in English Font

Ladka-tum boht khubsurat ho
ladki-ohh!Jaanu
Ladka-tum bilkul pariyo jesi ho
Ladki- such me?
Ladka-ha
Ladki-or tum kya kar rhe ho abhi?
Ladka-Mazaak

Funny kya khub lagti ho jokes in Hindi Font

????: ??? ???? ??????? ???
????: ?? ?????
????: ??? ?? ??????? ?????? ???? ???
????: ?? ????
????: ????
????: ?? ???? ?? ??? ?? ????
????: ??????

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Friday, 19 May 2017

Killer Naughty Students Jokes for Whatsapp

Killer Naughty Students Jokes for Whatsapp

Are you looking for some funny entertaining jokes,today I have bought some very funny categories of jokes for you all, teacher student jokes, funny zor se bolo jokes,jai mata di jokes,bollywood jokes, funny jokes ,latest jokes ,jokes2017 ,whatsapp jokes, short jokes, gabbar jokes, basanti jokes, thakur jokes, super mario jokes, so have fun guys and girls!!

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Teacher student jokes(zor se bolo jai mata di jokes)

Teacher : �A� for?
Student : Apple
Teacher : Jor se bolo�
Student : JAI MATA DI!!

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Gabbar and thakur jokes

"Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur.
 Thakur: Lele, mere hath lele, basanti ke bhi lele, Jay or Veeru ke bhi lele, Ramu kaka ke bhi lele,
Octopus banja Haramkhor."


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Father son jokes(super mario jokes)

"After Watching Yeh Jawani Hai Dewani..
A Son To His Dad..
Son- Papa Main Udna Chahata Hu.
Dourna Chahata Hu.
Girna Bhi Chahata Hu.
Bass Rukna Nahi Chahata..
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Dad- Bheja Mat Kha.
Super Mario Khel.. "

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Bollywood jokes(chittiyan kalaiyaan jokes)

"ZARIN, KARINA, KATRINA.
Tino ki skin Ek Jaisi Gori kyo  hai Socho? Kyuki Tino k Naam me RIN Aata hai.
""""Rin de Choka Dene Wali Safedi""

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Saturday, 13 May 2017

Hilarous Ways to be with a Women Jokes

Hilarous Ways to be with a Women Jokes



Hey friends here are some cool jokes on women,psychology of women,woman according to man jokes,all new funny ways to deal with woman,communication of woman,funny ladies jokes,whatsapp jokes,short jokes for whatsapp,problem of men jokes,so enjoy friends.

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Desi Jatt Attitude Status for Facebook


Funny 5 ways for man to be happy with women

1. Be with a women who makes you laugh
2. Be with a women who gives u her time�
3. Be with a women who takes care of you
4. Be with a women who really loves you�
5. Finally, make sure these four women don�t know each other!

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Funny jokes on women communication skill 

Only two types of Communications are fastest in the world�
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E-mail to email
&

Female to female

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Funny Defination of women

Define A woman�.
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
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but she won�t sit �
Because shes getting late�:

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Wednesday, 10 May 2017

Killer Pyar ka Nagma (Breakup)Jokes


Killer Pyar ka Nagma (Breakup)Jokes



Hey Friends here are some cool collection of funny jokes, breakup jokes, jokes2017, pyar ka nagma jokes, whatsapp jokes, desi jokes, jeene laga hoon jokes, girlfriend boyfriend jokes,lovers jokes,after breakup jokes,breakup kar liya jokes,whatsapp jokes for friends,So enjoy below given jokes.

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Funny Jokes on breakup(zindgi)

Ek pyar ka nagma h,
dhoko ki ravani h,
zindgi or kuch v nhi,
EX or NEXT ki Kahaani h!!

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Funny Jeene Laga hoon Jokes

After falling in love: �JEENEY laga hun� pehle se jyada!!�
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After BREAK- UP : �PEENEY laga hun� pehle se jyada!!!!�

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Funny Breakup Jokes

Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break up...
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'Yaar gifts toh wapis karti ja '' Teri bhabhi ko kya dunga.."

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Saturday, 22 April 2017

Funny Flirting Jokes (Aankho ki Gustakhi Maaf Ho)

Funny Flirting Jokes
(Aankho ki Gustakhi Maaf Ho)


Looking for -flirting jokes,funny jokes,teacher student jokes,naughty jokes,girls flirting jokes,naughty girls jokes,short sms jokes,whatsapp jokes,funny jokes for whatsapp groups and friends,jokes for facebook,aankh maarte ho jokes,jokes 2017 aankho ki gustakhi maaf ho,then you are in right place.So enjoy below given jokes.Have fun!!

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Teacher Student Flirting Jokes

Teacher: Aankh maarte ho classmate ko, sharam nahi aati?


Boy: Sorry


Teacher: Ladki ko bolo


Boy: Looks at the girl and said- Aankhon ki gustakhiya maaf ho..


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Naughty Girls Jokes

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Friday, 21 April 2017

Funny Father Son (Baap Beta)Jokes


Funny Father Son (Baap Beta)Jokes



Looking for baap beta jokes,father son jokes in hindi,short whatsapp jokees,latest new jokes,jokes2017,jaan jokes,jaan kaise nikalti h jokes,santa jokes,funny jokes,shadi shuda aadmi jokes,school wala pet dard,doctor jokes,santa in petrol pump jokes,best hindi jokes,jokes for friends then you can get them here.So enjoy friends.

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Father son jokes

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Santa and Salesman Jokes

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Sunday, 16 April 2017

Funny Unlimited Kanjusi Jokes

Funny Unlimited Kanjusi Jokes


All new kanjusi jokes,fun unlimited kanjusi jokes,hindi jokes,short sms jokes,jokes for friends,whatsapp jokes,jokes for whatsapp group,jokes 2017,kanjus jokes,admin jokes then you can enjoyn the given jokes below.

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Monday, 20 February 2017

Funny "Chameli Ki Shadi" Jokes for Whatsapp

Funny "Chameli Ki Shadi" Jokes for Whatsapp


Looking for funny chameli ki shadi jokes ,whatsapp jokes,funny admin jokes for whatsapp,latest best jokes for whatsapp and facebook,funny shadi jokes,funny kal meri shadi h jokes,whatsapp jokes,jokes 2017,bhukkad admin jokes,

Chameli ki shadi Jokes in English

Girl-kal meri shadi h,aaoge kya??
Admin-Pagli hum 20-20 km tak bhandare nhi chorte ,tu to padosan h apni

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Chameli ki shadi  Jokes in Hindi

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Shadi Season Jokes

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Friday, 10 February 2017

Ladki Beautiful kar gayi Chull Jokes

Ladki Beautiful kar gayi Chull Jokes





Hey friends!!Looking for funny jokes on girls,for whatsapp ,for sms,for facebook,you can get funny jokes below here.So checkout the jokes given.

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