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Showing posts with label for friends. Show all posts

Thursday, 25 May 2017

Latest Funny Jokes In English

Latest Funny Jokes In English 



Looking for jokes, latest funny jokes in english, for friends, jokes for whatsapp, funny teacher student jokes, johnny jokes, singles jokes, funny bank jokes, loan jokes, jokes2017, funny jokes then you are in right place friends.Enjoy below given jokes and share with your friends as well.

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 Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend Whatsapp Jokes 

Funny jokes for Singles

Give me some sunshine..!!
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Give me another girlfriend..!!
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I m single once again..!!

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Funny Bank Loan Jokes

 I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLone�!:

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Funny Money (Wallet)Jokes

 My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it.
It makes me cry

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Teacher Student Jokes in English(Johnny jokes)

Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me for something that I didn�t do??
Teacher : Not at all.
Little Johnny : That�s good. Actually I didn�t do my homework!!!!!

Tuesday, 25 April 2017

All New Funny Whatsapp Jokes


All New Funny Whatsapp Jokes


Hey friends,are you looking for funny pati patni jokes,machhar jokes,students jokes,government school jokes,funny jokes,funny patni jokes,jokes2017,funny jokes for whatsapp,for friends,then you are in right place.So Have Fun Friends.

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 Funny Marwadi Pati Patni Jokes 

pati patni jokes-

"????? ????? ??? ?? ??? ??? ???

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????? ?? ?? ??? ??, ????? ?? ??? ?? ?????"

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Love Quotes for Romantic Couple in English

Funny Machhar Jokes-

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Government school jokes-

Govt ????? ?? ????? ???? ?? ???? ??
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Saturday, 15 April 2017

Super Funny Masterji Jokes

Super Funny Masterji Jokes



Looking for-Masterji jokes,teri wali meri wali jokes,funny girls names jokes,patni jokes,jokes2017,super funny jokes for whatsapp and whatsapp groups,short sms jokes,for friends,funny masterji jokes,student jokes,teacher student jokes than you are in right place we have a good collection of jokes below,so enjoy friends.

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 Funny Sunn Pagli (Tevar) Attitude Jokes 

Masterji jokes-

Masterji -muhavre ka arth batao,Saap ki dum par pair rakhna
Student-patni ko mayke jane se rokna
masterji samj nhi pa rhe h ki isko bahar nikalu ya class ka monitor banau
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Masterji jokes-
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?????? ?? ??? ??? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?????? ?? ????? ?? ?????? ???? 

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Teri wali ,meri wali(girls names) jokes-

?? # school ?? ?? ??????? ???? ??? ??, ??
# ?????????? ?? ??? ?? ??? ??? ???? ??,
# ????_WaLi?? , # ????_WaLi?? , ??? ?? ??? ??? ??? WaLi

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Thursday, 13 April 2017

Latest Funny IPL Jokes for Whatsapp

Latest Funny  IPL Jokes for Whatsapp


 Hey friends,looking for the various VIVO IPL 10 Funny Jokes, SMS, for whatsapp ,for friends,short jokes on ipl,jokes2017 for IPL2017,sholey ans IPL jokes,IPL and exams jokes, then you are at the right place because now we have crafted a collection  for the IPL 2017. This Season 10 of the IPL is the forthcoming event of Cricket. You can get the stuff from here given below for free for our visitors.


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Sholey and IPL jokes
Sholey ki team ne IPL me part

liya,

Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me

150 run

diye aur extra me 200 run diye


Batao kyun?.

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Kyunki wicketkeeper thakur

tha 


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Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi�

Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge�

1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye�

2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do�

3-Ek free hit do Jisme Student Apni Marzi ka ek answer likh sake�

4-Pehle 20 mins ka power play do, jisme Examiner Hall se bahar chala jaye�

5-Har correct Ans Pe cheer gals dance kare.

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Killer Attitude "Ab Rulayega kya Pagle"Jokes

Killer Attitude "Ab Rulayega kya Pagle"Jokes


Looking for all new jokes for whatsapp,for friends,latest new ab rulayega kya pagle jokes,bhagwan ke naam pe jokes,jokes 2017,short sms jokes,killer engineering jokes,b.com jokes,bhikari jokes then you can enjoy the given jokes below.Hope you like it friends.
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Bhikari jokes-

Bhikari-bhagwan ke naam pe kuch dede baba
Student-ye le,meri B.COM ki degree rakh le
Bhikari-Ab rulayega kya pagle
                    Tujhe chahiye to meri ENGINEERING ki rakh le

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Bhikari jokes-

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Student - ?? ??..
         ????  B.com ?? ?????? ?? ??..!

??????:- ?? ??????? ???? ????..
              ???? ?????? ?? ????
              Engineering ?? ?? ??..!
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Friday, 10 March 2017

Funniest Ladki Kyu Ladko si nhi Hoti Pagalpanti Jokes

Funniest Ladki Kyu Ladko si nhi Hoti Pagalpanti Jokes



Looking for Ye ladkiyan kyu ladko si nhi hoti jokes,haaye ye ladkiyan jokes, english jokes, short jokes for whatsapp, jokes for friends, SMS jokes, latest new jokes on girls, girls ki pagalpanti jokes, jokes2017, ladki ladka jokes, etc than you are right place my friends, Have Fun.

Funny Haye ye Ladkiyan Jokes 
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Ladkiyon ka Dimaag jokes in English

Ek Ladki bhut der se bus stop pe khdi thi
aadmi � kaha jana hai madem aapko

ladki � bhaiya chandni chauk kaun si bus jati hai
aadmi � 21 number ki

fir wo aadmi waha se chala gya
1 gnte bad-
aadmi � madam aap abhi tak gyi nahi ?

ladki � are 18 bus jaa chuki hai 2 aur chali jaye
fir aayegi 21 number ki bus

aadmi behosh

Monday, 27 February 2017

Killer Attitude Whatsapp Status

Killer Attitude Whatsapp Status 


Looking for killer attitude status for whatsapp,short status,two liners for whatsapp,latest new attitude quotes,short sms jokes for whatsapp,for friends,for facebook,quotes 2017.


HUM waha khade hote h jaha MATTER bade hote h.

In hindi-
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Ye zindgi chal rhi thi..chal rhi h...or aage v chalegi tumhare bina...islye tum wapas laut k aane ki taklif mat krna.

In hindi-

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Mai cigarete ko or insaan ko apni marzi se JALATA hu..!!

In hindi-

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KHUBSURAT to ladkiya hoti h..hum to KHUNKHAR hi ache lgte h!!!

In hindi-

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Hume to apno ne luta,gairo me kaha dum tha..aree humne to uski bhi akad tod di jiska naam YAM tha..

In hindi-

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Thursday, 23 February 2017

"Bam Bam Bhole Dil Ke Raaz Khole"Funny Jokes(Shivratri special)

"Bam Bam Bhole Dil Ke Raaz Khole"
Funny Jokes(Shivratri Special)


Looking for funny bam bam bhole dil ke raaz khole jokes,all new shivratri jokes,latest jokes on shivratri,funny jokes for whatsapp,for friends,for sms,jokes2017,jai jai shiv shankar jokes,new funny jokes in hindi,short funny jokes for whatsapp.

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Monday, 20 February 2017

"Solid Beizzati" FunnyJokes

"Solid Beizzati" Funny Jokes


Looking for solid beizzati jokes in hindi and English,funny insult jokes,romantic funny jokes,girlfriend boyfriend jokes,latest new whatsapp jokes,facebook jokes,for friends,super funny jokes,jokes2017,usse kaho mere liye chand leke aaye jokes,gifts for girls jokes in hindi and english,cute,funny jokes on girls,silly girls jokes,ladki kyu ladko si nhi hoti jokes.

Usse kaho zara chand leke aaye jokes in hindi

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Solid Insult Jokes in English

Girl: Listen to what you can do for me?
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Guy: As you say, darling.
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Girl: Can u bring the moon?
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And the boy brought  something but kept it hidden
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The boy asked the girl to close her eyes. And gave that
Something in the girl's hands.
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now he said her to open her eyes
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There were tears in the eyes of the girl.
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Because in her  hands was a mirror in which the
The girl's face was visible.
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Girl: You think I am like the moon?
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The boy said: "I just wanted  to explain to you what it 
Was ... !!
from the mouth u r asking for a moon,have u ever seen your face...!!!

silly girl wants a moon!!

Friday, 17 February 2017

Latest New ''Tring Tring''(Hello)Mobile Phones Jokes

Latest New ''Tring Tring''(Hello)Mobile Phones Jokes


Looking for all new series of mobile phones jokes,hello,tring tring jokes,funny ladka ladki jokes in hindi,funny latest jokes for whatsapp,for facebook,for friends,short funny hello how are you jokes in hindi,funny conversation jokes between girl and boy,short jokes on girls and boys,jokes2017.

 ''Tring Tring''(Hello)  ?????? ??????

????? ~ ?????? ????
????? ~ ??? ???? ?? ??? ??????

????? ~ ??? ?????

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 ''Tring Tring''(Hello)  ?????? ??????

????? ~ ?????? ????
????? ~ ??? ???? ?? ??? ??????

????? ~ ??? ???!
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 ''Tring Tring''(Hello)  ?????? ??????

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????? ~ ??? lakhsmi ?? ??? ??????

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Thursday, 16 February 2017

Tere Pyar Me Mujhko Kya Mila''Babaji Ka Thullu''Jokes

    Tere Pyar Me Mujhko Kya Mila''Babaji Ka Thullu''Jokes
Looking for all new tere pyar me mujhko kya mila,babaji ka thullu''jokes,pyar me dhoka jokes,pyar mohabbat jokes,for friends,for whatsapp,for facebook,short tere pyar me mujhko kya mila jokes in hindi


Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro.
Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me Raho.
Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega????
BABAJI KA THULLU�.!!!!

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A small love story.. 

Boy:excuse me.!
Girl:yes, bro.!

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SASUR DAMAND JOKES 


Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache.best jokes in hindi
Ye kya hai
Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu

par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga....

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Boy and girl Jokes

Boy to girl: apna figure to dekho
jaise haddiyan hi haddiyan ho.
Girl: isliye itni der se soch rahi hu
ki mere pass kutta kyu khada hai..


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Teacher Student ''Surdas Jokes'' in Doha Style

Teacher Student ''Surdas Jokes'' in Doha Style



Looking for all new teacher student jokes,surdas jokes in doha style,for friends,for whatsapp,for facebook,all new series of teacher student jokes,short jokes on teacher student,naughty students jokes.

SURDAS JOKES IN HINDI

Teacher - ?????? ???? ???? ???.....?

Student - in doha style....

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??? ?? ????? ????? ????, ??? ??? ??????....!

Teacher - ????? ???? ??? ??? ???.... _/\_

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A teacher caught a student cheating in exam

Teacher to Student-y are u cheating?dont you study for exams?

Student to Teacher- ???? ?? ????? ????, ?? ?? ???? ?? ???�
                                  ???? ?? ????? ??? ??? ???? ???? ??????�

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