Jokes work like a booster because they enable the teller and listener to laugh a lot and laughing makes your mood so good. It spread positive energy into your mind and body. As we know life is full of tensions and struggles. Everyone is running for something. Rich want to get more richer and poor are struggling to arrange for their basic needs. Middle class people are under immense pressure of maintaining the status.
So in these difficult world, we have taken responsibility to make you laugh with our new, funny and humorous jokes, so read, share, energize people and have fun
Teacher: What is the difference between Song and lecture?
Student: When other women say something, it feels like a sweet song. Her voice attacks on our heart. So nice.. AND when our own wife says something - Ahh.. It is a lecturer..
NEXT DAY - Teacher gave the student a good treat for having such a deep knowledge --:) :) :)
Man: My wife is missing..
Postman: This is post office NOT police station..
Man: I am really sorry - out of happiness - I am confused and do not understand where to go..
Wife always call men a fool..
and then say.. we are ahead of men.. LoL
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Last night fight
The fight we had last night was my fault.
My wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
My wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
Nice Decent Clean Jokes
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Very Neat - Very Funny - Responsive - Cute - Evergreen - General
General:
Difference between talent and God gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hours on many subjects. This is talent
A woman can give lecture for 2 hour without any subject - this is a God gift!
What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What is so special about Pretty Bunny�s jewellery?
It is made from 14 carrot (carrat) gold
Where can you always find a tiger�s head?
Four feet from its tail.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
How do you make one disappear?
Add a �g� or an �n� to �one�!
Very Funny:
if a girl says - I don't like shopping...than marry her!
After making girlfriends, guys actually know how costly the life style is.
Wife: What is the spelling of Happiness
Husband: U.N.M.A.R.R.I.E.D.
Some kids are so cute that after seeing them - we desire to meet their moms..
Beggar Gets 10 cents from madam on red light.
Her shouts: this is not fair..
Madam: Why?
Beggar: One last red light, you donated USD 10..
Mada,m: How did you know?
Beggar: While showing his apple phone, see he shouted in group on whatsapp!
Kid: My teacher is cute and beautiful.
Dad: Son, teacher is like mother.
Kid: Selfish, you always think o your self.
Responsive:
How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A wave.
Something a bridegroom might wear: 'A dress..'
Dr: When did you first notice you had diarrhea?
Patient: When I took off my bicycle clips.
Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: 'Feeds your pets..'
My girlfriend told me choose any one - "friends or me". Sometimes I miss her.
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
*Stalks crush on Facebook*... *Accidentally likes status from 2009*... *Deletes Facebook*... *Sets computer on fire*... *Leaves country*
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
Cute:
Girl's logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark.."
What's the difference between driving in golf and driving a car?
When you drive a car you don't want to hit anything.
Wife : Do you want meal?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Denial or acceptance.
Evergreen:
The pig who fell in the DIRTY MUD took a CLEAN bath
The robber who was robbing was caught by a GOOD policeman
Very Neat
Child : With report card in hand..
Mother: So whats your final grade?
Child : Underwater
Mother : what does that mean?
Child: Below C LEVEL (Sea.. you know..)
When are the steps rude????
When they stair at you!
Kld : (returning from his match in his floor) "Mom", can I have an apple?
Mom: Baby, you just ate one.
Kid: An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.
Now jump to Funny Quotes.
Very Neat - Very Funny - Responsive - Cute - Evergreen - General
General:
Difference between talent and God gift:
A man can give lecture for 2 hours on many subjects. This is talent
A woman can give lecture for 2 hour without any subject - this is a God gift!
What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner
What is so special about Pretty Bunny�s jewellery?
It is made from 14 carrot (carrat) gold
Where can you always find a tiger�s head?
Four feet from its tail.
What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
How do you make one disappear?
Add a �g� or an �n� to �one�!
Very Funny:
if a girl says - I don't like shopping...than marry her!
After making girlfriends, guys actually know how costly the life style is.
Wife: What is the spelling of Happiness
Husband: U.N.M.A.R.R.I.E.D.
Some kids are so cute that after seeing them - we desire to meet their moms..
Beggar Gets 10 cents from madam on red light.
Her shouts: this is not fair..
Madam: Why?
Beggar: One last red light, you donated USD 10..
Mada,m: How did you know?
Beggar: While showing his apple phone, see he shouted in group on whatsapp!
Kid: My teacher is cute and beautiful.
Dad: Son, teacher is like mother.
Kid: Selfish, you always think o your self.
Responsive:
How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
A wave.
Something a bridegroom might wear: 'A dress..'
Dr: When did you first notice you had diarrhea?
Patient: When I took off my bicycle clips.
Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: 'Feeds your pets..'
My girlfriend told me choose any one - "friends or me". Sometimes I miss her.
I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato.
*Stalks crush on Facebook*... *Accidentally likes status from 2009*... *Deletes Facebook*... *Sets computer on fire*... *Leaves country*
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They both live underground, apart from the eagle.
Cute:
Girl's logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Something that makes you close your eyes: "Dark.."
What's the difference between driving in golf and driving a car?
When you drive a car you don't want to hit anything.
Wife : Do you want meal?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Denial or acceptance.
Evergreen:
The pig who fell in the DIRTY MUD took a CLEAN bath
The robber who was robbing was caught by a GOOD policeman
Very Neat
Child : With report card in hand..
Mother: So whats your final grade?
Child : Underwater
Mother : what does that mean?
Child: Below C LEVEL (Sea.. you know..)
When are the steps rude????
When they stair at you!
Kld : (returning from his match in his floor) "Mom", can I have an apple?
Mom: Baby, you just ate one.
Kid: An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.
Now jump to Funny Quotes.
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