Z105

A girl asks her father, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me today, that I didn't understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely headlamps, soft looking airbags and a fantastic bumper!" Dad quickly answered and said, ''Listen carefully girl, and go tell your fucken weed smoker stupid boyfriend that if he dares opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dip-stick, I will violently pull down his crankshaft and tighten his nuts so hard with a bobjaan until his ball-bearings pop out of their sockets and he will start leaking oil and other fluids out of his rear exhaust pipe!!!!