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Tuesday, 27 September 2016
Z108
I was invited to this indoor wedding. When I reached the Venue (hotel), a few minutes ago, I found two doors written:
1. Bride relatives
2. Groom relatives
"Hmmmm interesting" I said to myself as I entered the door marked *Groom relatives*
and found two more doors written:
1. Ladies
2. Men
I entered the Men's door and found two doors written;
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts.
I entered the second door (People without gifts)
.
and found myself outside of the hotel.
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Z107
My neighbour's kid came running to me asking, Uncle, what is that thing you call when two people sleep in the bedroom and one is on top of the other ? "
Initially, I was shocked, then quickly recovered and thought.. that it would be good to be honest. I then described everything about marriage and sex.
Kid said okay and ran back to his house. A short while later, he returned, "Uncle that's called a Bunk-bed. And my parents want to talk to you now !!
Z106
PARENTS PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO SUNDAY SCHOOL...
A teacher came to class and asked a question
TEACHER: Who killed Goliath?
STUDENT 1: it's not me
STUDENT 2: I wasn't at school that day.
STUDENT 3: I don't know.
The teacher went to the Headteacher's office and told the HM that students in that class don't know who killed Goliath.
The HM came to that class and asked...
HM: Who killed Goliath?
CLASS: we r not the ones..!!!
HM.: If u don't tell me who killed goliath, you'll see fire today...!!😁
CLASS : We don't know.
The HM turned to the teacher and asked; are you sure Goliath was killed by someone from this class??🤔
The teacher fainted....!!😳😂😂😂