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Thursday, 25 August 2016
The Jokes People Love Like Anything
Billions of people around there in the world and each one of them search for a moment to have a good laughter to reduce the stress. Although this blog is full of amazing jokes but this short post gonna give a the incredible funny jokes people love to hear on this earth so enjoy..
Here you go:
What is the difference between senior and junior?
The person who lives near sea is senior and who lives near zoo in junior.
Wife: See our neighbour.. He takes his wife everyday outside for dinner, did you ever thing of doing it?
Husband: I tried asking his wife many times but she refuses always :)
Height of insult:
In the hot summer, lot of people were waiting for bus..
Beggar comes and get some tips from everybody..then he takes his smartphone, books a cab and rides away!
I got impressed when someone's laugh is funnier then his jokes.
I am not short, I am built close to the earth for speed and accuracy.
Him: Did you ever do any noble cause?
Me: Yes, somebody was having pain in their leg, waking very slowly..then I opened my dog and they reached in 2 minutes.
My Boss wishes me to have a good and happy day.
So I returned to home.
Press any key to start..
Where is 'Any' key?
Never laugh on your spouse's choice..
You are one of them.
Admit It:
You push the door when it say pull..
The awkward moment when you think you are going to do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
The more you weigh..the harder you are to kidnap so stay safe and eat cakes.
Makes us crazy to re-think those weird conversations with your fast friend and thinking if someone heard us right now, we'd put into mental hospital.
I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle everyday!
Here you go:
What is the difference between senior and junior?
The person who lives near sea is senior and who lives near zoo in junior.
Wife: See our neighbour.. He takes his wife everyday outside for dinner, did you ever thing of doing it?
Husband: I tried asking his wife many times but she refuses always :)
Height of insult:
In the hot summer, lot of people were waiting for bus..
Beggar comes and get some tips from everybody..then he takes his smartphone, books a cab and rides away!
I got impressed when someone's laugh is funnier then his jokes.
I am not short, I am built close to the earth for speed and accuracy.
Him: Did you ever do any noble cause?
Me: Yes, somebody was having pain in their leg, waking very slowly..then I opened my dog and they reached in 2 minutes.
My Boss wishes me to have a good and happy day.
So I returned to home.
Press any key to start..
Where is 'Any' key?
Never laugh on your spouse's choice..
You are one of them.
Admit It:
You push the door when it say pull..
The awkward moment when you think you are going to do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.
The more you weigh..the harder you are to kidnap so stay safe and eat cakes.
Makes us crazy to re-think those weird conversations with your fast friend and thinking if someone heard us right now, we'd put into mental hospital.
I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle everyday!
Friday, 20 May 2016
How to Make Somebody Laugh/Happy
Do you do your best to make your friends, relatives or anybody laugh but without success? If yes, you must learn/use the right tactics to let make it happen. To make your intention into reality, you must learn the mandatory steps.
So here we are sharing those important steps to let you learn this:
Step 1: Mood
If you are in good mood doesn't mean that the other person is also in the same mood. You should learn or sense their mood to successfully make them laugh. Don't forget the rule of "Right thing at right time". So if you say joke when they are in normal mood, you will be thorough.
Step 2: Conversation:
To make the other person happy, you must start conversation slowly and make open ended questions so that they can also involve. And the moment, they go familiar, you play your jokes to make them laughing.
Step 3: Interest:
If I love swimming and you talk about how dangerous the water it. I may contradict. So to make anybody smiling, you must know their interest and talk accordingly. The right flow and the right way of talk will help you win their interest which will lead to loads of laugh.
Step 4: Material:
Do you have enough material in your talks/mind to drag anybody's attention. This comes with homework to fill lots of talking material. When you have much topis and gossips in your mind, you will not let the silent overtake you. Bear this in your mind.
Step 5: Timing
The above mention quality is very much needed to have fun and let other involve. When you say right thing taking care of timing, I bet they can not stop their laughter at all. This is what comedians are known for. So whether it is you, stand up comedians or actors - timing is much important.
That is it and you are done. Rest is withing yourself. I appreciate you intention because making anybody cry is very easy but the tough task is to make somebody smiling. Your good task will leave you mark in everybody's heart and they will never ever forget you. When they smile because of you, you get a special feeling and satisfaction. Your sense of humor will be appreciated and your polite way and good communication skill gonna work well.
Stay tuned for more enjoyable coming on way. Wish you a very good life and great journey.
So here we are sharing those important steps to let you learn this:
Step 1: Mood
If you are in good mood doesn't mean that the other person is also in the same mood. You should learn or sense their mood to successfully make them laugh. Don't forget the rule of "Right thing at right time". So if you say joke when they are in normal mood, you will be thorough.
Step 2: Conversation:
To make the other person happy, you must start conversation slowly and make open ended questions so that they can also involve. And the moment, they go familiar, you play your jokes to make them laughing.
Step 3: Interest:
If I love swimming and you talk about how dangerous the water it. I may contradict. So to make anybody smiling, you must know their interest and talk accordingly. The right flow and the right way of talk will help you win their interest which will lead to loads of laugh.
Step 4: Material:
Do you have enough material in your talks/mind to drag anybody's attention. This comes with homework to fill lots of talking material. When you have much topis and gossips in your mind, you will not let the silent overtake you. Bear this in your mind.
Step 5: Timing
The above mention quality is very much needed to have fun and let other involve. When you say right thing taking care of timing, I bet they can not stop their laughter at all. This is what comedians are known for. So whether it is you, stand up comedians or actors - timing is much important.
That is it and you are done. Rest is withing yourself. I appreciate you intention because making anybody cry is very easy but the tough task is to make somebody smiling. Your good task will leave you mark in everybody's heart and they will never ever forget you. When they smile because of you, you get a special feeling and satisfaction. Your sense of humor will be appreciated and your polite way and good communication skill gonna work well.
Stay tuned for more enjoyable coming on way. Wish you a very good life and great journey.
Tuesday, 3 May 2016
11 Jokes You Must Share Once in Short Life
Life is small and it flies like dust from fist so to make maximum out of it, here are awesome collection of 11 funny jokes a human being must share/read/hear in life. It gonna give you/your listener an amazing sense of humor with big fountain of laughter.
Here we go:
Husband: I seems like you put excess salt in vegetables.
Wife: Please, salt is accurate, vegetables are less. I told you to bring sufficient quantity.
Moral: Wife is always right!
I am not short..
I am built close to the ground for speed and accuracy.
Helmet and wife are similar:
Your life is saved as long as you keep them on your head!:)
Why they keep gap between engagement and marriage?
Because you can not blame that you have not given a chance to escape!!
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge..
I shared a chemistry joke..
But..
There was no Reaction!
Why did Adele crossed the road?
To say hello from other side.
In marriage: Bride's X-boyfriend also came..
Father: Who are you?
X: I am out after playing semi final.. Now here to see the final!
What do you call fake noodle?
an impasta!
Guess, who I saw today?
Who?
Everybody I looked at! :))
I miss you like an Idiot misses the point!
That is it. Thirst for more? You are welcome to read come here often read our the refreshing stuff.
Husband: I seems like you put excess salt in vegetables.
Wife: Please, salt is accurate, vegetables are less. I told you to bring sufficient quantity.
Moral: Wife is always right!
I am not short..
I am built close to the ground for speed and accuracy.
Helmet and wife are similar:
Your life is saved as long as you keep them on your head!:)
Why they keep gap between engagement and marriage?
Because you can not blame that you have not given a chance to escape!!
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge..
I shared a chemistry joke..
But..
There was no Reaction!
Why did Adele crossed the road?
To say hello from other side.
In marriage: Bride's X-boyfriend also came..
Father: Who are you?
X: I am out after playing semi final.. Now here to see the final!
What do you call fake noodle?
an impasta!
Guess, who I saw today?
Who?
Everybody I looked at! :))
I miss you like an Idiot misses the point!
That is it. Thirst for more? You are welcome to read come here often read our the refreshing stuff.
Sunday, 6 March 2016
Jokes - Let the Life Enjoy
Laugh a lot, keep having fun and Enjoy - these lines are the most listened lines in life. Ever you wonder why:
people keep saying this?
The simple answer is..
'Life is being given to enjoy, laugh and live at fullest'
Yes, if we are live on this earth, we must laugh because:
Laughter is best medicine
and
It keeps lots of problems away from us.
It also makes us strong and likable.
So now the question is how to do it or how to have it?
Well, there are many ways to have it i.e.
reading and sharing Jokes,
Entertainment shows on television,
Playing with kids and
Doing what you love.
Among all the above ways, my favorite one is Sharing Jokes.So let me share some new good funny most interesting jokes to opens up your mood and to give you opportunity to give to big laugh:
1. How do you make group of lawyer smile in a pic?
Say feeeeees!
2. A dude is sitting at a bar, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The girl next to him says, "Wow, that's a really amazing watch.""Thanks," says the guy, "It has got amazing technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically.""Rubbish," says the girl."No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on.""Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on.""Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "it is an hour fast!"
3. Today evening, I was badly slapped by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her breasts when she said, "would you please press one?"
So I did.
I don't remember much after that...
I know 3 are not enough and you want to read/search more. See, how badly your heart and mind needs them. This was just an example. The more you read, the more you would like to read! In a short, each part of our body needs the exercise of smile so do not keep yourself awaited.
people keep saying this?
The simple answer is..
'Life is being given to enjoy, laugh and live at fullest'
Yes, if we are live on this earth, we must laugh because:
Laughter is best medicine
and
It keeps lots of problems away from us.
It also makes us strong and likable.
So now the question is how to do it or how to have it?
Well, there are many ways to have it i.e.
reading and sharing Jokes,
Entertainment shows on television,
Playing with kids and
Doing what you love.
Among all the above ways, my favorite one is Sharing Jokes.So let me share some new good funny most interesting jokes to opens up your mood and to give you opportunity to give to big laugh:
1. How do you make group of lawyer smile in a pic?
Say feeeeees!
2. A dude is sitting at a bar, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The girl next to him says, "Wow, that's a really amazing watch.""Thanks," says the guy, "It has got amazing technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically.""Rubbish," says the girl."No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on.""Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on.""Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "it is an hour fast!"
3. Today evening, I was badly slapped by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her breasts when she said, "would you please press one?"
So I did.
I don't remember much after that...
I know 3 are not enough and you want to read/search more. See, how badly your heart and mind needs them. This was just an example. The more you read, the more you would like to read! In a short, each part of our body needs the exercise of smile so do not keep yourself awaited.
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Friday, 5 February 2016
Share these Jokes for making your day wonderful
Once a scientific just got married just to understand what is marriage!
Now he is not getting understand - what is science!
Wife: Please share those 3 magical word..
Husband: I Love you?
Wife: No
Husband: I Like You
Wife: No
Husband: I Miss You
Wife: No
Husband: It my mistake!
Wife: So nice of you :)
One man keeps on eating in marriage:
The other man asks: Til when you continue eating?
Man: I am also wondering but in invitation, it was written: Dinner 7 to 11 pm!
Boy to girl: Ashamed, you are a girl and drink alcohol?
Girl: So what do you expect? Should I change my gender for this?
In past years, people who leave and sacrifice their everything known as priest.
But now they are know as 'Online'
Now he is not getting understand - what is science!
Wife: Please share those 3 magical word..
Husband: I Love you?
Wife: No
Husband: I Like You
Wife: No
Husband: I Miss You
Wife: No
Husband: It my mistake!
Wife: So nice of you :)
One man keeps on eating in marriage:
The other man asks: Til when you continue eating?
Man: I am also wondering but in invitation, it was written: Dinner 7 to 11 pm!
Boy to girl: Ashamed, you are a girl and drink alcohol?
Girl: So what do you expect? Should I change my gender for this?
In past years, people who leave and sacrifice their everything known as priest.
But now they are know as 'Online'
Sunday, 10 January 2016
Best Jokes for 2016
Welcome in new year 2016 and we must welcome it with loads of smile which can be sourced from our best jokes here. This whole year and all 12 months, we wish and hope that you keep on laughing and enjoying. May your life be filled with lots of enjoyable moments. Our jokes section is little efforts of doing so! Enjoy..
Girl to his lover: Today my brother saw me with you on your bike!
Boy: OMG, Now what?
Girl: They took my travel money back! You know my family is very strict.
What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up!
Girls only calls me ugly until they find out how much money I make....
Then they call me ugly and poor...
What is green, fuzzy and if it is fell out of tree, it can break your head!
Pool table..
The thief broke into my house last night.. They started searching for money so I wake I joined them in search!
If olive oil is made of olives then baby oil is made of ....
Thant crazy moment when you can't finish a line because you are laughing so hard about ending!
Every family has a weird relative.. if you don't know who it is..probable=y it is you..
Stop.. you are under a rest!
Every time I plan to eat something better, I hear my stomach laughing.
Men to the left because women are always right!
My boss told me: Have a good day!
So I I went home!
Me? Mature... Haha . I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts!
If they don't want sarcastic answer then don't ask for stupid questions.
Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is always going to suck.
I think I want a job of cleaning mirror..because it is something I see myself doing!
She said -
Books or Me?"
I still remember her sometimes when I buy a book!
Girl to his lover: Today my brother saw me with you on your bike!
Boy: OMG, Now what?
Girl: They took my travel money back! You know my family is very strict.
What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up!
Girls only calls me ugly until they find out how much money I make....
Then they call me ugly and poor...
What is green, fuzzy and if it is fell out of tree, it can break your head!
Pool table..
The thief broke into my house last night.. They started searching for money so I wake I joined them in search!
If olive oil is made of olives then baby oil is made of ....
Thant crazy moment when you can't finish a line because you are laughing so hard about ending!
Every family has a weird relative.. if you don't know who it is..probable=y it is you..
Stop.. you are under a rest!
Every time I plan to eat something better, I hear my stomach laughing.
Men to the left because women are always right!
My boss told me: Have a good day!
So I I went home!
Me? Mature... Haha . I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts!
If they don't want sarcastic answer then don't ask for stupid questions.
Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is always going to suck.
I think I want a job of cleaning mirror..because it is something I see myself doing!
She said -
Books or Me?"
I still remember her sometimes when I buy a book!
Wednesday, 16 December 2015
New New Jokes
Here we come again with new new jokes to let you smile more, enjoy more and share more laughter for good day and goo life.
Wife joins English speaking class and after few days:
Wife to husband: Welcome home darling.
Husband: Thank you, but I am so tired today.
Wife: Ok, No probs, 'REST IN PEACE' :(
In marriage, no matters how many VIP comes..
The most important person is who owns the Key of car in which alcohol is stored.
Welding and wedding - what s ye difference between both?
In welding, first it sparks than things stick forever
but
In marriage, it is opposite. Here first you stick than lifetime it sparks.. :)
When there is no trust in relationship and no internet in smartphone....than...
people start playing Games..
Friend, please tell me - a good girl to marry.
Yes, i know a girl of B Com
Don worry about COM, but she must be married and smart!
Mom: Tomorrow, girl side people are coming to final
Boy: Mom, but our thinking is not matching..
Mom: So what, even our thinking is not matched with you, but still you are with us from last 30 years!!
Your feeling and confusion when guest offer you some money and your parents stop you!
Don't try to understand women.
Only women can understand women and...
they hate each others.
Mother: What should I do. Wherever I keep my money, my son steals. I am clueless.!
Me: Idea, Just keep it safe in his books. e never touches them.
How to make your wife satisfy & happy . . . .!
Do you think it is difficult, not really, but you just need to be:
1. a friend
2. a father
3. a man
4. a chef
5. an electrician
6. a companion
7. a lover
8. a brother
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a psychiatrist
13. a healer
14. a good listener
15. an organizer
16. a good father
17. Tolerant
18. Prudent
19. Ambitious
20. Capable
21. Courageous
22. Determined
23. True
24. Dependable
25. Passionate
26. Compassionate
27. Very clean
28. a decorator
29. a stylist
30. a charmer
31. a gynecologist
32. a psychologist
33. a bug exterminator
34. Sympathetic
35. Athletic
36. Warm
37. Attentive
38. Gallant
39. Intelligent
40. Funny
41. Creative
42. Tender
43. Strong
44. Understanding
AND, WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Never stress her
50. Never look at other women!
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space
AND, VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* her favorite color
* her favorite flower
* her favorite gem
* her favorite fragrance
* her favorite memories
* her favorite holidays
* her favorite friends
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage
* her favorite food
* her favorite restaurant
* any arrangements she makes
---------------------
And Now,
HOW TO MAKE HUSBAND HAPPY
Just leave him alone or with his friends.....with his TV remote and mobile phone...and his favourite drink.....And he'll be happiest person on the earth..
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you DO sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow�
Love,
Mom
Wife joins English speaking class and after few days:
Wife to husband: Welcome home darling.
Husband: Thank you, but I am so tired today.
Wife: Ok, No probs, 'REST IN PEACE' :(
In marriage, no matters how many VIP comes..
The most important person is who owns the Key of car in which alcohol is stored.
Welding and wedding - what s ye difference between both?
In welding, first it sparks than things stick forever
but
In marriage, it is opposite. Here first you stick than lifetime it sparks.. :)
When there is no trust in relationship and no internet in smartphone....than...
people start playing Games..
Friend, please tell me - a good girl to marry.
Yes, i know a girl of B Com
Don worry about COM, but she must be married and smart!
Mom: Tomorrow, girl side people are coming to final
Boy: Mom, but our thinking is not matching..
Mom: So what, even our thinking is not matched with you, but still you are with us from last 30 years!!
Your feeling and confusion when guest offer you some money and your parents stop you!
Don't try to understand women.
Only women can understand women and...
they hate each others.
Mother: What should I do. Wherever I keep my money, my son steals. I am clueless.!
Me: Idea, Just keep it safe in his books. e never touches them.
How to make your wife satisfy & happy . . . .!
Do you think it is difficult, not really, but you just need to be:
1. a friend
2. a father
3. a man
4. a chef
5. an electrician
6. a companion
7. a lover
8. a brother
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a psychiatrist
13. a healer
14. a good listener
15. an organizer
16. a good father
17. Tolerant
18. Prudent
19. Ambitious
20. Capable
21. Courageous
22. Determined
23. True
24. Dependable
25. Passionate
26. Compassionate
27. Very clean
28. a decorator
29. a stylist
30. a charmer
31. a gynecologist
32. a psychologist
33. a bug exterminator
34. Sympathetic
35. Athletic
36. Warm
37. Attentive
38. Gallant
39. Intelligent
40. Funny
41. Creative
42. Tender
43. Strong
44. Understanding
AND, WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments frequently
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Never stress her
50. Never look at other women!
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space
AND, VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* her favorite color
* her favorite flower
* her favorite gem
* her favorite fragrance
* her favorite memories
* her favorite holidays
* her favorite friends
* her favorite vacation destinations
* her favorite beverage
* her favorite food
* her favorite restaurant
* any arrangements she makes
---------------------
And Now,
HOW TO MAKE HUSBAND HAPPY
Just leave him alone or with his friends.....with his TV remote and mobile phone...and his favourite drink.....And he'll be happiest person on the earth..
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you DO sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you DO NOT sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow�
Love,
Mom
Monday, 16 November 2015
New Series of Latest Jokes
Time continues so our efforts of adding good jokes too. Here presenting the new series of very funny/fresh jokes to let you experience again that uncontrollable laughter in very short span of time. Humor exists in every human being but it needs to be dragged out and our contents do the same. They awaken your inner crazy kid and when you go through them, you never know when you dip into the ocean of fun.
Here we go:
Do wrong positions in make our result an ugly baby?
Ask your parents!
I always keep my dream alive so whenever it alarms - I press the snooze buttons.
If things goes too well and smoothly, I doubt there must be something wrong.
I always forget that I really have such an terrible memory.
A new research reveals that an average person spends 10 hours a week. Me: Do they mean every day?
There is an app on my phone which makes you look so fatty, it is camera!
Did you know where my dog went when it loses its tail?
Retail store
I am really apologies not to come at your party tonight because I really have to get up early in tomorrow afternoon!
You know Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car.
At the airport they asked me if anybody I didn�t know gave me anything. Even the people I know don�t give me anything. (George Wallace)
Animals may be our friends. But they won�t pick you up at the airport. (Bobcat Goldthwait)
Here we go:
Do wrong positions in make our result an ugly baby?
Ask your parents!
I always keep my dream alive so whenever it alarms - I press the snooze buttons.
If things goes too well and smoothly, I doubt there must be something wrong.
I always forget that I really have such an terrible memory.
A new research reveals that an average person spends 10 hours a week. Me: Do they mean every day?
There is an app on my phone which makes you look so fatty, it is camera!
Did you know where my dog went when it loses its tail?
Retail store
I am really apologies not to come at your party tonight because I really have to get up early in tomorrow afternoon!
You know Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car.
At the airport they asked me if anybody I didn�t know gave me anything. Even the people I know don�t give me anything. (George Wallace)
Animals may be our friends. But they won�t pick you up at the airport. (Bobcat Goldthwait)
Sunday, 8 November 2015
11 Crazy Jokes on Drinkers
In quest of find the good jokes and after doing lot of research, finally we are here to release 11 funny jokes to point out on drinkers that you can always share to change the mood.
Here you go:
Once a cow swallows a mobile and she goes crazy. Whenever mobile rings, she starts running like hell.
Finally a smart man suggested that better to take that cow out of coverage area.. Intelligent..
Who say drinkers are not in their senses.?
Two man were full after having 5 pags and walking on rail track..
One said: I never walked so many stairs in my life.
Second said: That is ok and side rods are so down..
If social media were school, I would get certificate for full attendance.
Once a drunker dies due to excess intake of alcohol.
See his dedication, when he was about to die, he stated that Whiskey was strong but his lever was very weak!
Man: Ok, it you offer a donkey a glass of water and a glass of wine, what he will prefer?
Friend: Water, because he is donkey!
Police stop a man and ask: where are you going at 1:00 clock in night?
Man: I am going to attend a lecture on side effects of drinking.
Police: So late, who gonna give you lecture?
Man: My wife.
Man: Knocks at his door.
Wife opens and he asks his wife: who are you?
Man: Alcohol makes you forget every tension.
Drinker donates his eyes.
Doctors asks that you want to say anything?
Man: Yes, who will use just ask him that eyes open after 2 drinks.
Man to waiter: What is hottest thing you have?
Waiter: Noddles
Man:" More Hot
Waiter: Soup
Man: More hot
Waiter Boiled water
Man: More hot
Waiter: Fire
Man: Ok get it, I need to burn my cigarette.
Here you go:
Once a cow swallows a mobile and she goes crazy. Whenever mobile rings, she starts running like hell.
Finally a smart man suggested that better to take that cow out of coverage area.. Intelligent..
Who say drinkers are not in their senses.?
Two man were full after having 5 pags and walking on rail track..
One said: I never walked so many stairs in my life.
Second said: That is ok and side rods are so down..
If social media were school, I would get certificate for full attendance.
Once a drunker dies due to excess intake of alcohol.
See his dedication, when he was about to die, he stated that Whiskey was strong but his lever was very weak!
Man: Ok, it you offer a donkey a glass of water and a glass of wine, what he will prefer?
Friend: Water, because he is donkey!
Police stop a man and ask: where are you going at 1:00 clock in night?
Man: I am going to attend a lecture on side effects of drinking.
Police: So late, who gonna give you lecture?
Man: My wife.
Man: Knocks at his door.
Wife opens and he asks his wife: who are you?
Man: Alcohol makes you forget every tension.
Drinker donates his eyes.
Doctors asks that you want to say anything?
Man: Yes, who will use just ask him that eyes open after 2 drinks.
Man to waiter: What is hottest thing you have?
Waiter: Noddles
Man:" More Hot
Waiter: Soup
Man: More hot
Waiter Boiled water
Man: More hot
Waiter: Fire
Man: Ok get it, I need to burn my cigarette.
Thursday, 17 September 2015
Your answers to funny jokes queries
People often search for jokes but many times they do not find what they actually search for, but this page and even this whole blog is made to serve you with the world's best jokes with newest updates, so just relax and enjoy!
Doctor: Do get up early in the morning and exercise.. This is the best mantra mantra for long life.
Man: But see that Chicken, gets up very early morning but in the evening - finish...
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Man to Friend: I want to give my girlfriend a good gift.
Friend: Diamond Ring?
Man: Nope, something which she has never wear earlier..
Friend: Gents Underwear...
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Boyfriend playing with her girl hairs and fainted..
When he opened his eyes after s20 minutes..
He requested hi girlfriend..Please have regular bath..
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2 women sentenced for 20 years in one imprison.
After their freedom, they come out of prison and spoke one another...
Ok bye, rest of the talks we will have on call.
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Yesterday, I got invitation card of my Ex-Girlfriend!
Felt little pain....
Then made my mind to go...
Because love has it own place and love for food has its own...
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Afur
Afur who?
I fur got my joke!
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Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car..
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Q. How do you make seven an even number?
A. Simple, just take the s out!
Doctor: Do get up early in the morning and exercise.. This is the best mantra mantra for long life.
Man: But see that Chicken, gets up very early morning but in the evening - finish...
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Man to Friend: I want to give my girlfriend a good gift.
Friend: Diamond Ring?
Man: Nope, something which she has never wear earlier..
Friend: Gents Underwear...
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Boyfriend playing with her girl hairs and fainted..
When he opened his eyes after s20 minutes..
He requested hi girlfriend..Please have regular bath..
---
2 women sentenced for 20 years in one imprison.
After their freedom, they come out of prison and spoke one another...
Ok bye, rest of the talks we will have on call.
---
Yesterday, I got invitation card of my Ex-Girlfriend!
Felt little pain....
Then made my mind to go...
Because love has it own place and love for food has its own...
----
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Afur
Afur who?
I fur got my joke!
----
Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they come wet and wild and they leave with your house and your car..
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Q. How do you make seven an even number?
A. Simple, just take the s out!
Saturday, 22 August 2015
Jokes and Funny Lines You Can't Afford to Miss
Often, in the tight schedule of daily, we skip the laughter but it is not good. SO here we come with good jokes to be read in short time. So enjoy and spread. Hurray!
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks �Are you reading that?" I didn�t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again. (David Brenner).
These impossible women! How do they get around us! The poet was right: can�t live with them, or without them! (Aristophanes)
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy " I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, �Okay, you're ugly too!" (Rodney Dangerfield)
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners! (Sarah Silverman)
A comedian is sitting at the bar of a comedy club late one night when a beautiuful woman comes up to him and says "I saw you perform tonight, and you�re the funniest guy I�ve ever seen. I want to take you home and give you the hottest night you�re ever had." The comedian looks at her and says, "Did you see the first show or the second show?"
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks �Are you reading that?" I didn�t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again. (David Brenner).
These impossible women! How do they get around us! The poet was right: can�t live with them, or without them! (Aristophanes)
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy " I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, �Okay, you're ugly too!" (Rodney Dangerfield)
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners! (Sarah Silverman)
A comedian is sitting at the bar of a comedy club late one night when a beautiuful woman comes up to him and says "I saw you perform tonight, and you�re the funniest guy I�ve ever seen. I want to take you home and give you the hottest night you�re ever had." The comedian looks at her and says, "Did you see the first show or the second show?"
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
Friday, 7 August 2015
9 Super Light Jokes
Life is all about laughing as much as possible, but you must need a reason to have a good laugh! Don't worry, here are top 9 light hilarious funny jokes to help in doing it. Do share them further to continue the wave of fun keep surrounding the world!
1. Wife: I can fight the whole world for you!
Husband: All the the time, you keep on fighting with me!
Wife: The lovely price, you are my whole world! :)
2. Man to 2 boys: You both look good, what is your relation?
Guy: We have very far relation?
Man: How?
Guy: He is my younger brother.
Man: So how, he is very close relative..
Guy: No, there is six more brother before him!
3. You look so beautiful in your profile pic.
Girl: I am good designer.
4. Man: Wife is missing!
Officer: Are you blind. It is post office, just go to police station.
Man: Ops, sorry, I got mad due to excess happiness!
5. I never made a mistake, I think I did it once but I was wrong!
6. Man: I am not getting married:
Priest: You can not do it, there is lot of happiness written in your fate!
7. Man: How is my son in studies?
Teacher: He is great, it feels like the invention of 0 is just for him!
8. Friend: Where are you going?
Me: Just washroom to enlighten myself. It is I will not
9. Teacher: Again, you have not did your homework, tell, what punishment should I give you?
Guy: That girl has not also did it, lock us both in bathroom!
1. Wife: I can fight the whole world for you!
Husband: All the the time, you keep on fighting with me!
Wife: The lovely price, you are my whole world! :)
2. Man to 2 boys: You both look good, what is your relation?
Guy: We have very far relation?
Man: How?
Guy: He is my younger brother.
Man: So how, he is very close relative..
Guy: No, there is six more brother before him!
3. You look so beautiful in your profile pic.
Girl: I am good designer.
4. Man: Wife is missing!
Officer: Are you blind. It is post office, just go to police station.
Man: Ops, sorry, I got mad due to excess happiness!
5. I never made a mistake, I think I did it once but I was wrong!
6. Man: I am not getting married:
Priest: You can not do it, there is lot of happiness written in your fate!
7. Man: How is my son in studies?
Teacher: He is great, it feels like the invention of 0 is just for him!
8. Friend: Where are you going?
Me: Just washroom to enlighten myself. It is I will not
9. Teacher: Again, you have not did your homework, tell, what punishment should I give you?
Guy: That girl has not also did it, lock us both in bathroom!
Wednesday, 22 July 2015
Best Time Pass Jokes
We come here again with best ever time pass jokes to make sure that your smile never stops.
Here we go...
Girl: Dad, I want to share one important thing with you.
Dad: Ok, tell me.
Girl: I am in love with a guy. He lives in U.S.A.
Dad: But where you met?
Girl: We met on a dating website.. become friend through social media, he proposed me on Skype..
then we chatted a lot on messaging app..
Father: oh really. Then you both can get married on twitter... go on honeymoon on travel site, get kids through shopping site, and receive them through gmail..
And moreover.....if you further feel your decision is wrong... sell it reseller website...
Husband: Shouts and yells ay wife.. I am calling you from last one hour.. Why do not you pick the call?
Wife: I was dancing on ring tone.
One fat man reads the newspaper ans notices the advertisement of - Fat Reduce Program!
He call and girls replies: Ok.. Get ready in the morning at 5 AM.
Morning, his door bell rings and he opens the door. A pleases to see a beautiful girl which jogging suit.
The girl asks him if you want to kiss me - catch me and she runs.
The fat guy runs after her..
This happens for a week and he reduces his weight by 5.0 kgs.
He again participates in 10.0 kg weight reduce program.
The next morning very beautiful girls knocks the door and asks him if if wants a hug and kiss, catch.
Again, this goes for a week and he successfully reduces 10.0 kgs.
Now he become greedy and participates in 20.0 kgs weight reduce program.
The next morning....
The door bell gets ring and he surprise to see a huge black man was standing and shouts if I catch you - I will kiss you.
So run.............lol
Female: My lips are infected..
Doctor: How many times do you kiss?
Female: Once in a year!
Doctor: They are not infected rather they are rusted!!
World's smallest poem..
Life is big struggle...til wife is with you..
Please God,, Please intimate me 5 minute before dying that I am about to die.
Because I die without formatting my mobile.... It will be a big mess!
Wife: Suddenly gets up at 2 clock night... awakes her husband and asks:
Do you know the date of when you got your job?
Husband: yes, 8th April 2004
Wife: And your best friend's marriage date?
Husband: yes, 12th September 2009
Wife: Our new neighbor's age in our society?
Husband: 4 months
And you sister engagement date?
30gth July
But why are you asking this in mid of night? husband asks angrily..
Wife: Today is my birthday....
A ong silence.....
Here we go...
Girl: Dad, I want to share one important thing with you.
Dad: Ok, tell me.
Girl: I am in love with a guy. He lives in U.S.A.
Dad: But where you met?
Girl: We met on a dating website.. become friend through social media, he proposed me on Skype..
then we chatted a lot on messaging app..
Father: oh really. Then you both can get married on twitter... go on honeymoon on travel site, get kids through shopping site, and receive them through gmail..
And moreover.....if you further feel your decision is wrong... sell it reseller website...
Husband: Shouts and yells ay wife.. I am calling you from last one hour.. Why do not you pick the call?
Wife: I was dancing on ring tone.
One fat man reads the newspaper ans notices the advertisement of - Fat Reduce Program!
He call and girls replies: Ok.. Get ready in the morning at 5 AM.
Morning, his door bell rings and he opens the door. A pleases to see a beautiful girl which jogging suit.
The girl asks him if you want to kiss me - catch me and she runs.
The fat guy runs after her..
This happens for a week and he reduces his weight by 5.0 kgs.
He again participates in 10.0 kg weight reduce program.
The next morning very beautiful girls knocks the door and asks him if if wants a hug and kiss, catch.
Again, this goes for a week and he successfully reduces 10.0 kgs.
Now he become greedy and participates in 20.0 kgs weight reduce program.
The next morning....
The door bell gets ring and he surprise to see a huge black man was standing and shouts if I catch you - I will kiss you.
So run.............lol
Female: My lips are infected..
Doctor: How many times do you kiss?
Female: Once in a year!
Doctor: They are not infected rather they are rusted!!
World's smallest poem..
Life is big struggle...til wife is with you..
Please God,, Please intimate me 5 minute before dying that I am about to die.
Because I die without formatting my mobile.... It will be a big mess!
Wife: Suddenly gets up at 2 clock night... awakes her husband and asks:
Do you know the date of when you got your job?
Husband: yes, 8th April 2004
Wife: And your best friend's marriage date?
Husband: yes, 12th September 2009
Wife: Our new neighbor's age in our society?
Husband: 4 months
And you sister engagement date?
30gth July
But why are you asking this in mid of night? husband asks angrily..
Wife: Today is my birthday....
A ong silence.....
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