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A man brings his best friend home for dinner at 7.30pm after work. He hadn't announced to his wife so she was very upset.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend is just sitting there looking shocked.
Wife: "The dishes are not done, the house is a mess, there is no grocery and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?"
Husband: "Because he is thinking of getting married and I promised him a live demo!"
😳😳😄