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A policeman searched me in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of drugs(cocaine).
"It's not my fault," I said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again!"
"Do you really expect me to believe that?" Said the policeman as he laughed. I then replied, "I'll prove it to you if you want me to!" "Go on then." The policeman said as he smiled. Handing me the bag.
After flushing them, the policeman looked at me and said, "Well, show me your pocket then." "What for?" I asked. Police said "The drugs!" I replied, "What drugs?