All Men

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all others.

A retired husband is often a wife's full time job.

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So do I, but I don't brag about it.

I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.