Wednesday 31 May 2017

Funny Exam Results(Total kitne Aaye) Jokes

Funny Exam Results(Total kitne Aaye) Jokes


Are you looking for funny exam results jokes, marksheet jokes, total kitne aaye jokes, santa jokes, exams jokes, teachers jokes, santa and teacher jokes, jokes, jokes2017, santa ka IQ jokes, whatsapp jokes, jokes for friends for sharing and spreading laughter then you are in right place. Enjoy friends!!


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Funny Santa Total kitne Aaye Jokes in English Font

Teacher to Santa-Apka beta fail ho gaya hai, dekho uska Report card
English � 14
Math � 17
Physics � 13
Chemistry � 19
Hindi � 15
Soc. Sc. � 16
Total � 94
Santa- Total me to kamaal hi kar diya...is Subject ki teacher kon h?


Funny Santa Total kitne Aaye Jokes in Hindi Font

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English � 14
Math � 17
Physics � 13
Chemistry � 19
Hindi � 15
Soc. Sc. � 16
Total � 94
???? � �Total ??? ?? ???? ?? ?? ???? � ?? ???????? ?? ???? ??? ?? ?

Sunday 28 May 2017

Funny Usse Kaho Jake Chand Leke Aaye Jokes

Funny Usse Kaho Jake Chand Leke Aaye Jokes



Looking for funny jokes, karwa chauth jokes, tum mujhse kitna pyar krte ho jokes, mai tere pyar me pagal jokes, girlfriend boyfriend jokes, motivating jokes, shadi ke dukh jokes, pyar vyar jokes, mere liye chand le aao jokes then you have come in right place my friends. Here are some funny and laughter loaded jokes for you all to laugh and share with your friends.So Enjoy Guys and Girls!!

Funny Karwa chauth(tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho)jokes in English Font

Ladki-Tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho?
Ladka-Jaan se v jyada
Ladki-Mere liye chand tod kar laoge?

Ladka-To Karwa chauth kya tere baap ke takle ko dekhkar manayegi?


Funny Karwa chauth(tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho)jokes in Hindi Font


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Funny Mai pagal tere piche(shadi ka dukh)jokes in English Font

Ladki-Mai shadi ke baad tumhare sab dukh baat lungi
Ladka-Par mai dukhi kaha hu?
Ladki-Mai shadi ke baad ki baat kar rhi hu..


Funny Mai pagal tere piche(shadi ka dukh)jokes in Hindi Font

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Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend Motivating(Moti waiting)jokes in English Font

Girlfriend-Hello!kaha ho?
Boyfriend-Motivate kar raha hu.
Girlfriend-Kise
Boyfriend-kise kya matlb?Tera wait kar raha hu 1 ghante se..Moti!!

Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend Motivating(Moti waiting)jokes in Hindi Font

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Saturday 27 May 2017

Funny Looteri Girlfriend Jokes


Funny Looteri Girlfriend Jokes


Hey friends looking for funny jokes, looteri girlfriend jokes, half girlfriend, half balance friend jokes, sir dard or girlfriend jokes, kya khub lagti ho jokes, beatutiful girlfriend jokes, whatsapp jokes, jokes2017, funny girlfriend jokes for friends, short funny jokes then you are i n right place friends.Enjoy cool funny gf jokes and share with your friends.

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Funny Half Girlfriend Half Balance friend jokes in English Font

Ladki ka balance khatam ho jata hai,, wo customer care me phone karti h or puchti hai 1 msg 10 logo kok ek sath bhejna h to kese bheju?
Customer care-kya msg hai?
ladki-Jaanu, mera balance khatam ho gya hai jaldi se 100 ka recharge karwa do..

Funny Half Girlfriend Half Balance friend jokes in English Font

???? ?? ?????? ?????? ???? ?? ???? ??� ?? customer care ??? ???? ?? ?? ????? ?? 1 msg 10 ????? ?? ?? ??? ????? ?? ???? ???? ?
customer care: ???? msg ???
???? : ???? , ???? ?????? ???? ?? ??? ?? ????? ?? 100 ?? recharge ???? ??�

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Funny Sir Dard jokes in English Font

Sir dard honepar kuch der girlfriend se jarur baat kare,
kyuki zeher hi zeher kok maarta h

Funny Sir Dard jokes in Hindi Font

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??????? ??? ?? ??? ?? ????? ???


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Funny kya khub lagti ho jokes in English Font

Ladka-tum boht khubsurat ho
ladki-ohh!Jaanu
Ladka-tum bilkul pariyo jesi ho
Ladki- such me?
Ladka-ha
Ladki-or tum kya kar rhe ho abhi?
Ladka-Mazaak

Funny kya khub lagti ho jokes in Hindi Font

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Thursday 25 May 2017

Latest Funny Jokes In English

Latest Funny Jokes In English 



Looking for jokes, latest funny jokes in english, for friends, jokes for whatsapp, funny teacher student jokes, johnny jokes, singles jokes, funny bank jokes, loan jokes, jokes2017, funny jokes then you are in right place friends.Enjoy below given jokes and share with your friends as well.

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Funny jokes for Singles

Give me some sunshine..!!
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Give me another girlfriend..!!
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I m single once again..!!

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Funny Bank Loan Jokes

 I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me.
Give me a Loan, & then Leave me aLone�!:

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Funny Money (Wallet)Jokes

 My wallet is like an onion; whenever I open it.
It makes me cry

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Teacher Student Jokes in English(Johnny jokes)

Little Johnny : Mam,Will you punish me for something that I didn�t do??
Teacher : Not at all.
Little Johnny : That�s good. Actually I didn�t do my homework!!!!!

Monday 22 May 2017

Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend Whatsapp Jokes

Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend Whatsapp Jokes



Looking for funny jokes,boyfriend girlfriend jokes, long drive pe chal jokes, brakes fail jokes, jokes 2017, cute conversation between boyfriend girlfriend, boyfriend girlfriend jokes for whatsapp which you can share with your friends and spread some laughter with them, laughter is the best medicine so friends forget your sorrows and enjoy jokes on laughandmasti. 

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One liner (jaane wo kesa hoga)jokes in English

Kehte hai upar wale ne har kisi ke liye, kisi na kisi ko banaya hai... kahi mere wale ne suicide to nhi karli ..pagla mil hi nhi raha...

One liner (jaane wo kesa hoga)jokes in Hindi

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Funny Activa jokes in English

Girl-Activa kyu le rahe ho?koi stylish si bike lo na
Boy-wo kya h na namkeen,soda laanw ke liye bike me dikki nhi hoti...tu pakad ke baithegi?
Girl-Activa hi le lo..mai v chala lungi... 

Funny Activa jokes in Hindi
???? : Activa ????? ?? ??? ?? ? ??? ???????? ?? bike ?? ??
???? : ?? ???? ?? ?? ????? , ??? , ???? ???? ?? ??? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ?? ????? �� ?? ?? ?? ??? ?? ?????? ?
???? : Activa ?? ?? ??? ?? ??? ????? 

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Funny Brake Fail hai jokes in English

Ladka Ladki ko apni car me baitha kar le ja raha tha,
ladki-hum kaha ja rahe hai?
ladka-long drive pe,
ladki-Wow, pehle kyu nhi bataya?
ladka-mujhe khud abhi pata chala,
ladki-kese?
ladka-Brake nhi lag rahe!! 

Funny Brake Fail hai jokes in Hindi

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Funny kya apke boyfriend/girlfriend hai jokes in English

Apne boyfriend/girlfriend se chori chupe baat karnewale thodi si aahat hote hi aise saans rok kar so jate hai ki saala...crime branch wale v dead samjh kar aage badh jaye.

Funny kya apke boyfriend/girlfriend hai jokes in Hindi

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Saturday 20 May 2017

Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend Attitude Jokes

Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend Attitude Jokes 



Today, laughandmasti has bought a great collection of girlfriend boyfriend jokes,gf bf relationship is very cute and adorable,the possessive nature in this relationship is sometimes a proof of loyalty and sometimes too much possessiveness leads to sad ending of relationship,here are some funny jokes showing and displaying cuteness and sweetness in of such relationship,their fight and love, jokes on girlfriend boyfriend, lavaris jokes, dheere dheere se meri zindgi me aana jokes, jaanu mujhe v pata lo jokes, english jokes,  hindi jokes, gf bf jokes, all new funny whatsapp jokes, jokes 2017,so enjoy friends and share jokes with your loved ones and spread some happiness!!

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Funny Girlfriend boyfriend (jaanu mujhe v pata lo)jokes 

Girlfriend ko apni palko par baitha lo ..dekar har khushi usko..uske saare gum chura lo..pyaar  karo usko,uski saheli ke saamne itna ki uski saheli v kahe ...Jaanu mujhe v pata lo!!!

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Funny Girlfriend boyfriend jokes in hindi

girlfriend ?? ???? ????? ?? ???? ?? � ???? ?? ???? ????.. ???? ???? ?? ???? ?? �????? ??? ???? ???? ????? ?? ????? ???? ?? ???? ????? ?? ???�.. ???? ???? ?? ??? ??

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One Liner attitude jokes in English

Tum message ki baat krti ho pagli..Hum to exam me question seen karke chhod aate hai!!

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One Liner attitude jokes in Hindi 

??? message ?? ??? ???? ?? baby ��.. ?? ?? exam ??? question seen ???? ??? ??? ??? 

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Dheere dheere se meri zindgi me aana jokes in English

Ladki- Tum paidal kyu aa rhe ho auto se aana chahiye tha na..
Ladka-Tumne hi to kaha tha Dheere Dheere se meri zindgi me aana!!

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Dheere dheere se meri zindgi me aana jokes in Hindi

???? � ??? Paidal ????? ? ??? ?? Auto ?? ??? ?????? ?? ?�
?????- ????? ?? ?? ??? ?? ????-???? ?? ???? ?????? ??? ???..

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gf bf (lavaris)jokes in English

Girlfriend boyfriend (lava)
Girlfriend-Mere papa ne mujhe naya mobile kharid kar diya h
boyfriend-arre wah,kon si company ka??
Girlfriend-Lavaris!!
boyfriend-arre,akal ki andhi wo lavaris nhi Lava Iris hai.

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gf bf (lavaris)jokes in Hindi

??????????: ???? ???? ?? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ?? ?????
boyfriend: ??? ???, ??? ?? ????? ????
??????????: ???????!!!
boyfriend: ??? ???? ?? ???? ?? ??????? ??? LAVA IRIS ???

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funny Girlfriend boyfriend Jokes in English

boyfriend-kya tum janti ho ki ..sangeet me itni shakti hoti hai ki pani garam ho sakta h
girlfriend-Ha jarur,kyu nhi!jab  tumhara gaana sunn kar mera khun khaul sakta h,to pani kyu nhi?

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funny Girlfriend boyfriend Jokes in Hindi

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???????? � ??? ????, ????? ????? ?? ???????? ???? ??? ?? ???? ??? ??? ???? ??, ?? ???? ????? ?????

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Friday 19 May 2017

Killer Naughty Students Jokes for Whatsapp

Killer Naughty Students Jokes for Whatsapp

Are you looking for some funny entertaining jokes,today I have bought some very funny categories of jokes for you all, teacher student jokes, funny zor se bolo jokes,jai mata di jokes,bollywood jokes, funny jokes ,latest jokes ,jokes2017 ,whatsapp jokes, short jokes, gabbar jokes, basanti jokes, thakur jokes, super mario jokes, so have fun guys and girls!!

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Teacher student jokes(zor se bolo jai mata di jokes)

Teacher : �A� for?
Student : Apple
Teacher : Jor se bolo�
Student : JAI MATA DI!!

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Gabbar and thakur jokes

"Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de thakur.
 Thakur: Lele, mere hath lele, basanti ke bhi lele, Jay or Veeru ke bhi lele, Ramu kaka ke bhi lele,
Octopus banja Haramkhor."


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Father son jokes(super mario jokes)

"After Watching Yeh Jawani Hai Dewani..
A Son To His Dad..
Son- Papa Main Udna Chahata Hu.
Dourna Chahata Hu.
Girna Bhi Chahata Hu.
Bass Rukna Nahi Chahata..
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Dad- Bheja Mat Kha.
Super Mario Khel.. "

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Bollywood jokes(chittiyan kalaiyaan jokes)

"ZARIN, KARINA, KATRINA.
Tino ki skin Ek Jaisi Gori kyo  hai Socho? Kyuki Tino k Naam me RIN Aata hai.
""""Rin de Choka Dene Wali Safedi""

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Wednesday 17 May 2017

Funny Naughty Jokes For Whatsapp

Funny Naughty Jokes For Whatsapp


Looking for some funny double meaning and naughty jokes then you can get all here,funny imraan hashmi jokes,gabbar viru and basanti jokes,bhakt or bhagwan jokes,munnna bhai and circuit jokes,pyar sabko chahiye jokes,funny jokes,jokes2017.

Funny Imraan Hashmi Jokes


"Bhayankar pet dard k karan doctors ko Imran Hashmi ka operation karna pada aur socho kya mila hoga pet mein?
5 kilo LIPSTICK."

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Funny Gabbar Viru Jokes

GABBAR:-Aaj maine basanti ko nhate hue dekha. VIRU:-Kutte mai tera khun pe jaunga. GABBAR:- Are gadhe me naha raha tha or basanti ja rahi thi.

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Funny bhakt or bhagwan  Jokes

"Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do. 
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lakh ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega. 
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagwan
Bhagwan : Mallika Sherawat."


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Funny Munna bhai and Circuit Jokes

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
 Circuit- Bhai ab to mohale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.


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Funny Double meaning(pyar) jokes

"Pyaar sabi ko chahiye...

Farak sirf itna hai ki,

ladkiyon ko Yashraj film wala chahiye aur ladko ko Mahesh Bhatt wala...

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Tuesday 16 May 2017

Funny Jaisa Baap Waisa Beta Jokes In English

Funny Jaisa Baap Waisa Beta Jokes In English

Hey Friends here are some funny father son jokes, funny dialogues of mother jokes, pizza jokes, funny jokes, jokes2017, baap beta jokes, english jokes,beti jokes,school teacher jokes,student jokes, argument with mother,fast food jokes only for you all.So,enjoy friends and have fun!!

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Funny Jaisa Baap Waisa Beta Jokes

School teacher sent home a note..:..
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� Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. �
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Mother sent a note back:
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�Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem. :

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Funny Lecture of mother jokes


MOM ALWAYS SAID...
Money Doesn't Grow On Trees

Me-Mom!!!! money is made from
paper & paper comes from trees.
Therefore your argument is
invalid..

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 A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor.
Which will reach down first?
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Ans:The Pizza,as it's fast food!

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Saturday 13 May 2017

Hilarous Ways to be with a Women Jokes

Hilarous Ways to be with a Women Jokes



Hey friends here are some cool jokes on women,psychology of women,woman according to man jokes,all new funny ways to deal with woman,communication of woman,funny ladies jokes,whatsapp jokes,short jokes for whatsapp,problem of men jokes,so enjoy friends.

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Funny 5 ways for man to be happy with women

1. Be with a women who makes you laugh
2. Be with a women who gives u her time�
3. Be with a women who takes care of you
4. Be with a women who really loves you�
5. Finally, make sure these four women don�t know each other!

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Only two types of Communications are fastest in the world�
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E-mail to email
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Female to female

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Funny Defination of women

Define A woman�.
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
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but she won�t sit �
Because shes getting late�:

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Wednesday 10 May 2017

Killer Pyar ka Nagma (Breakup)Jokes


Killer Pyar ka Nagma (Breakup)Jokes



Hey Friends here are some cool collection of funny jokes, breakup jokes, jokes2017, pyar ka nagma jokes, whatsapp jokes, desi jokes, jeene laga hoon jokes, girlfriend boyfriend jokes,lovers jokes,after breakup jokes,breakup kar liya jokes,whatsapp jokes for friends,So enjoy below given jokes.

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Funny Jokes on breakup(zindgi)

Ek pyar ka nagma h,
dhoko ki ravani h,
zindgi or kuch v nhi,
EX or NEXT ki Kahaani h!!

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Funny Jeene Laga hoon Jokes

After falling in love: �JEENEY laga hun� pehle se jyada!!�
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After BREAK- UP : �PEENEY laga hun� pehle se jyada!!!!�

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Funny Breakup Jokes

Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break up...
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"chal-chal hurrr..."

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Touching lines said by a boy to a girl during breakup:
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'Yaar gifts toh wapis karti ja '' Teri bhabhi ko kya dunga.."

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Tuesday 9 May 2017

One Liners for Mothers Day from Daughters

One Liners for Mothers Day from Daughters



 Words are less to describe the relationship between a daughter and mother.It is one of the strongest bond in the world.It is considered one of the most powerful connections in nature that only mothers and daughters understand and share among themselves.  The most difficult part in a mother-daughter relationship is when they see their child make wrong choices in life. As a daughter, you can love your mother or hate her but at the end of the day, she will always be there to comfort you and be your strength in facing all the problems that come your way,daughter and mother relationship,mothers day special,jokes2017,one liners for mothers by daughters.

Here are best 21 beautiful lines dedicated by Daughters to Mothers.

1.A mother is a daughter�s first best friend.

2.All that I am, or home to be, I owe to my angel mother.

3.I love my mother as trees loves water and sunshine. She helps me grow, prosper, and reach great heights. 

4.No matter your age, you always need your mom.

5.My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. 

6.Home is where your mom is.

7.I do what I want, when I want, where I want� if my mom says it�s ok.

8.I believe in love at first sight because I loved my mom since I opened my eyes.

9.The worst sight in the world is seeing your mom cry.

10.Happiness is seeing your mother smile.

11.I love my mom because she gave me everything: she gave me love, she gave me her soul, and she gave me her time.

12.First my mother, forever my friend.

13.No matter how old you get, sometimes, you still just need a hug from mom to make everything better.

14.There will be so many times you feel like you�ve failed. But in the eyes, heart, and mind of your child, you are super mom.

15.Every day I become a bit more like my mother� and I couldn�t be any prouder!

16.My mother is my best critic, and yet my strongest supporter.

17.We laugh, we cry. We make time fly. We are best friends, my mother and I.

18.Words cannot express the gratitude that you deserve for all that you have done for us throughout the years.

19.One of the most important relationship we�ll have is the relationship we have with our mothers.

20.If I didn�t have you as a mom, I�d choose you as a friend.

21.No matter what we go through. No matter how much we argue. In the end, you are there for me always, and I love you for that.

Sunday 7 May 2017

Heart Touching Mother's Day Special Lines

Heart Touching Mother's Day Special Lines



Mothers Day is a very special day which is celebrated to honour the importance of moherhood and the influence of women in the society,it is a great opportunity to show respect and make mothers feel special,lucky ones have mothers so friends show your love and care to your mothers and make them feel special.Here are some beautiful lines for all the mothers out there,emotional aspect of mother and child,funny jokes for mothers day,short mothers day lines,importance of mother in life,mothers day lines for whatsapp.Pick your favorite and  express it to your moms.Happy Mothers Day!!
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Beautiful lines for Mothers:

Mother sitting in a sad mood
Child- Mom, you are the 2nd most beautiful woman in this world�
Mother- Who is the 1st?
Child- it�s also U but when u smile !!
and she smiled�!!

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Emotional Mother and Son:

Maa: Beta agar meri aankhein kharaab ho jayein to tum kya karoge??
Beta: Maa tumhe shehar le jaunga, wahan ilaaz karwaunga.

Maa: Agar fir bhi theek na hui toh?

Beta: Maa main paise kharch karunga tumhe Bahar videsh le ja ker Ilaaz karwaon ga�
Maa has padi

Beta: Acha Maa agar meri Ankhen kharab ho jaye to tum kya karogi?

Maa: Mere Bachhe, Main tujhe apni ankhen de dungi.
Plz take care of your Mother..

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Mothers day special:

Bhookh ki halat ho aur
1 roti ke 4 tukde ho par
khane wale 5 ho..

Tab bhi ek insan hai
Jo kehta hai ki mujhe bhookh nahi hai..

Wo Hai *MAA*

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Funny Mothers Day Jokes-

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Saturday 6 May 2017

Funny Shaadi Ke Side Effects(Marriage)Jokes

Funny Shaadi Ke Side Effects(Marriage)Jokes 


Looking for funny shaadi jokes,after marriage entire scenario of life changes rapidly,here are some funny examples of shadi ke side effects in hindi,shadi jokes for friends,for whatsapp,aadmi ke badalte haalat shadi ke baad jokes,funny jokes,jokes2017.Enjoy friends.

Marriage 2(two)liner jokes-

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Shadi ke baad jokes-

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Aadmi ke Badalte Halat Jokes in Hindi-

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Friday 5 May 2017

Funny Sharabi (Alcoholic) Jokes

Funny Sharabi (Alcoholic) Jokes


Hey Friends here are some sharabi jokes,alcoholic jokes,pati patni aur sharab jokes,jokes for whatsapp,funny jokes,jokes 2017,funny sharabi jokes which you can share with your friends and can spread some laughter.So friends,cheers with sharabi jokes.
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Sharabi Jokes-

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Pati Patni or Sharab Jokes in English-

Pati whisky ka ek glass banata or patni se kehta h-
Lo Piyo isko
Patni whisky chakti hai,phir kehti h-
Chi Chi,kitni kadwi h
Pati-Or tu sochti h ki mai roj ayashi karta hu,"Zeher ka ghut pita hu zeher ka"

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Pati Patni or Sharab Jokes in Hindi-
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Wednesday 3 May 2017

Funny (Ek Thi Chipkali) Jokes

Funny (Ek Thi Chipkali) Jokes


Hey Friends looking for all new funny jokes,funny chipkali jokes,ek thi chipkali jokes,jokes for friends,jokes for whatsapp,chipkali ki nilami jokes,jokes in hindi,best joke,jokes2017,english jokes, laughter is the best medicine so friends here are some funny jokes which you can share with your friends and spread happiness among them.So Enjoy Friends.

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Ek thi chipkali jokes in English

1 Chipkali ki nilami ho rhi thi
Toh pehli boli thi..-1 lakh
dusri boli..-10 lakh
tisri boli.. -1 crore
Ek police inspector ne pucha..

ye chipkali me aisa kya khaas baat hai..ki itni uuchi kimat ??
kisi ne kaha-..Sir..ye chipkali aisi chij h..jisse biwi darti hai
Police inspector-10 crore

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Ek thi chipkali jokes in hindi

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