Monday, 16 January 2017
101-200 Top Jokes - Part 2
Here you go:
The moment when you see your teacher in Public..
After 5 years of marriage, on valentines day, husband brings white Rose...
Wife: What is this? On this day, husband gives Red Rose...
Husband: But now Peace is more important than Love...
Two mouse were roaming around on bikes.
On the way, one lion asked for lift...
Mouse said: Think twice before taking lift from us, because we don't want to listen from your mom that you go around with villains..
Do you really want to give somebody heart-attack?
Take his phone---> go into the contacts---->select all--->delete..
Give him --> with that crazy smile.
Man was about to hand on till death.
Judge asked him about his last wish.
Man: Smiled and said, replace me.:)
The real friend is one...
Who takes care of you well while you vomit after drink..
And ask after some time : If you are feeling fresh - Should I make another pag?
Wife: How am I looking?
Husband: So cute..
Wife: Any comment?
Husband: You are looking so beautiful but it takes all my salary...
Once kidnapper kidnapped wife:
Next day I got a call: If you don't' give me the amount, I will kill you wife.
But I was silent..
Next day one more call: If you don't give me money I will throw your wife from mountain.
But I was silent
Next day I got a call: If you don't give me amount, I will send you wife back..
I shouted , please tell me how much...
Boy passed a comment on girl: I wish I could have the lipstick of your soft lips..
Girl turned back and replied: Then you must be daily on somebody below pant area.. LOL
Man: Dear your father is a doctor, still you are ill..
Me: Stupid, your father is salesman of condom, still you are in this world..
STAY TUNED FOR MORE.......
Sunday, 8 January 2017
Z175
I wonder why some girls will stop in the middle of a Hot Romance Just to ask, *SO DO U REALLY LOVE ME???*
my dear what answer do u expect from a horny guy??
.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Z175
*Did you know that:*
If a man is allowed to select a girl from a possible
of 100 girls...
Even if he picks the most beautiful one, he will
still feel the pain of losing the remaining 99.
*It's Genetic !!!
Wednesday, 4 January 2017
Z174
Ladies will withstand the pain while piercing the nose, lips, ears, belly, clits etc. But during sex they will loudly scream like a dying goat when you insert an innocent di*k which is not even sharp.
🙈🙊😲😲😲😲😲😄😄😄😃😃😂😂😂
But why ladies?
Tuesday, 3 January 2017
Z172
Patient :“Doctor , I'm ugly”??
Doctor :“ you're not ugly”
Patient : But everybody says I'm
ugly !” (Crying) ;(
Doctor : “Listen , you are not ugly ”
Patient :“ I know I'm ugly ”
Doctor : “You are a fine, strong
looking man ”
Patient : “ I'm a woman ”
Doctor : oooh finish
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂