Sunday 6 March 2016

Jokes - Let the Life Enjoy

Laugh a lot, keep having fun and Enjoy - these lines are the most listened lines in life. Ever you wonder why:
people keep saying this?
The simple answer is..
'Life is being given to enjoy, laugh and live at fullest'
Yes, if we are live on this earth, we must laugh because:
Laughter is best medicine
and
It keeps lots of problems away from us.
It also makes us strong and likable.

So now the question is how to do it or how to have it?
Well, there are many ways to have it i.e.
reading and sharing Jokes,
Entertainment shows on television,
Playing with kids and
Doing what you love.


Among all the above ways, my favorite one is Sharing Jokes.So let me share some new good funny most interesting jokes to opens up your mood and to give you opportunity to give to big laugh:

1. How do you make group of lawyer smile in a pic?
Say feeeeees!

2. A dude is sitting at a bar, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The girl next to him says, "Wow, that's a really amazing watch.""Thanks," says the guy, "It has got amazing technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically.""Rubbish," says the girl."No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on.""Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on.""Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "it is an hour fast!"

3. Today evening, I was badly slapped by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her breasts when she said, "would you please press one?"
So I did.
I don't remember much after that...

I know 3 are not enough and you want to read/search more. See, how badly your heart and mind needs them. This was just an example. The more you read, the more you would like to read! In a short, each part of our body needs the exercise of smile so do not keep yourself awaited.



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