Saturday, 29 September 2012

England sai aik pathan nai maa ki dead body bhegi live cricket tv and world cup twenty20

England sai ek pathan ne apni maa ki dead body Pakistan bheji 
Jis kai sath letter tha k ama ki dead body apko mil gae ho gi
ama nai jo kapron kay uper 12 shirts pehni hean wo bhaiyon k lea 
left hand mai jo Ghari hay Baji ke liye 
Jo 50 socks kay joray pehnay hain wo sab keliye 
Ama kay sirhanay kay nichay choklates ka takia hay to wo bachon keliye Ama kay balo mai jo poniyan hain wo choti keliye
& agar kisi aur cheez ki zaroorat ho to bta dena 
Abba ka hallat bhi kharab hai


Sardar in exam and in urdu sms text message

Exam mai sawal aya K "challange" kisay kehtay hain 
Sardar nai pura paper khali chor kar last page par likha
"mard ka bacha hai to pass kar kay dikha